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1 year ago

Put your height in the tags


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8 years ago

Someday you meet someone who comes out of nowhere and see more things in yourself than any other people do. They believe in the good that they see in you. They barely know you, but they want to get to know you and even get closer to you. And they know how to gather all the good in yourself and cherish them. They bring out the best in you like no body has ever done before and make you want to become a better person than you already are. :)


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6 months ago

why am i specifically the person my friends asks relationship advices when i'm literally aroace and my only expirience is from fiction???


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8 months ago

Jason definitely watches baking/cooking shows as well as Say Yes To The Dress and Lyxfällan/Luksusfælden/Luksusfellen. He throws a popcorn and yells at the tv when they use the wrong ingredients, pick an ugly ill fitting expensive dress or make financial decisions so bad it physically hurts.


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1 year ago

Brain hurt, have rant. Rant not made to offend anyone, just me complaining because I can and my autistic ass can’t understand stuff.

Okay, here’s the thing that bugs me about the rottmnt fandom so much.

Why, oh why, are the turtles all darker skinned when Lou is very clearly a light skin tone.

I’m not against this headcanon, it just makes my brain do a confuzzle.

Let’s break down how the turtles happened.

-basic turtles, with no human dna involved.

-Lou gets kidnapped. Note he probably hasn’t had human contact in years.

-Lou’s dna is added to the mutagen.

-turtles get mutated, Lou’s dna making them more human.

Now, dark skinned Asians is a thing, I acknowledge that. However, having four kids of dark skin tones when their only source of dna is from one parent, it doesn’t add up at all.

This function can best be compared to asexual reproduction in animals. When an animal reproduces on its own, without any other animal or intercourse involved, the dna and genetic makeup of that offspring should be near identical to the parent, with very little room for genetic mutation to take place.

In this scenario, Lou/Splinter technically reproduced asexually, meaning if the turtles were human, they would look uncannily similar to Lou Jitsu in his teen years.

“Oh, but what if he had the genetics for it?”

Unlikely. We see both lou’s mother and grandfather, and both of them are of a lighter skin tone, extremely similar to Lou’s own. Meaning, the chances of it happening aren’t impossible, but extremely, extremely low.

With the circumstances of the turtles being literal mutants in the genetic and sci-fi terms, it isn’t impossible for one of them to have a darker skin tone. But all four of them just does not add up. And Leo having albinism in some headcanons doesn’t make sense either. Two mutations at once really shouldn’t be able to happen (as far as I’m aware).

“Oh, but what about the racist undertones of raph’s ride along?”

Raph, if human, could easily fit the role of a delinquent, or rebellious teen. A lot of people give Raph tattoos while human. Tattoos aren’t exactly awesome in Japanese culture, (as far as I remember, correct me if I’m wrong) and are sometimes a sign of gang activity. We are not told how old heinous green and the mud dogs are, so they could be in similar age or full on adults. Plus, part of the whole gag of that episode is the cops of the hidden city are fucking morons. If Raph is indeed being racially profiled, it’s more on the terms of Japanese culture than American. They’re literally called yokai, the Japanese word for monster.

Okay rant over, feel free to correct me in the comments or tags or reboots or whatever.


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7 months ago

SO REAL SO SO REAL

i need to be exiled to a small island with a lighthouse where i never interact with anyone or do any tasks that require a great amount of skill because i clearly dont have any


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7 months ago

I'll also be slightly less well drawn, but yes.

did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years


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1 year ago

Hey all!

The last week was......wow. I got sick for a bit, recovered, then did the convention(I looked AMAZING btw) and I still have to

-get caught up on school work (very important. The quarter ends on Tuesday)

-go to work(only 3 days this week, but trust me, with everything else happening I will be spread thin)

So here's my general plan for the week! (Someone needs to hold me accountable -- it's gonna be me)

Monday: do 1-2 requests, update the fated fire family (may be moved to Tuesday)

Tuesday: 1-2 requests

Wednesday: nothing, but if things haven't already happened they will be posted

Thursday: maybe 1 request, depending on circumstances I may also update the fated fire family again

Friday: empty the rest of my inbox, but REQUESTS WILL NOT OPEN RIGHT AWAY bc I know I'll hate myself if I do

Saturday: update fated fire family if I haven't already

That's all for the night, I hope you all are well!! :D

Tired and Broke,

Jackal <3


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1 year ago
JACKAL (@CryptidJackal13) / Twitter
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he/they, 18 big fan of LMK and JTTW writer, artist, simp lemme infodump in peace

Hey gamers!! You like the little HC's or playlists I do for characters? Wanna know my deepest secrets? Look no further, for I have finally caved and gotten a Twitter account.

I'll be posting single Headcanons/incorrect quotes/etc, don't expect any super long threads or stories and stuff. But I will post when I update things like the Fated Fire Family story and announce other things!

If you don't follow I won't take it personally, but if you do I will be very grateful :]

Drafts emptying this week for sure

Tweeting perhaps,

Jackal :]


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1 year ago

I can do a wonderful German accent...it's like it's natural.


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1 year ago

I saw you on my feed and I thought I recognized your art and I was RIGHT!!! I've seen fandubs of your springtrap comic!!!!! And you've done welcome home fanart!!! I love you, and I'm so happy I found you!

OMGGGG U RECOGNIZED ME HENLOOO!!‼️‼️ YEYE i'm the one who did the comic and dub and also welcome home fanarts!! glad u have found me <33 I'll post new art soon!!


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6 months ago

oh my god does anyone have that fic where it was like, a nsfw xur/reader fic on ao3 that was maaaybe three or four chapters? and the reader/character and xur end up sharing feelings for each other and there’s a bit of angst as well????


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11 months ago

You mean you *actually* have a clear list of references and all that you need to draw?

Buddy even looking at my oc list discourages me.(but tbh i've got like... twice your number of ocs. can't say it's not normal.)

You Mean You *actually* Have A Clear List Of References And All That You Need To Draw?
Wanted To Do Him Next. He's Maybe The Third Oc I Ever Created. Drawing His Clothes Amlost Made Me Draw

Wanted to Do him next. He's maybe the third Oc I ever created. 🧍‍♂️ Drawing his clothes amlost made me draw a diffrent Oc - i didnt draw him for too long. Boi.

I counted the Ocs i still Gotta Do. 66. - 1. 65. I still Gotta draw 65 refs for my Ocs °-° hurray.. 😶


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9 months ago

it is genuinely bewildering to me that adult human beings do not know this but if you are mean to people they will not like you. like tbh they are probably also not going to like you if you are mean to other people but they are definitely not going to like you if you are mean to them. it doesn’t matter if you are funny or if you can use r/aita rules to prove that you are in the right. people simply so not enjoy being treated like shit.


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