Dear Alucard .

Dear alucard .

You’re not quite as big of a dick as you could be. We should hold hands and kill things together.

Love you long time,

Anon

"Hmm. I wonder who this might be~"

As he casually twiddles his Wine Glass in his hand whilst he's reading this letter.

"I have a few candidates. Cooould be the Magician. Cooould be Sue. Cooould be Mai~ Hmm. Could also be that Pharaoh looking guy. So many choices."

Mention: @mahoushojoumonster, @grctia, @liroyalty, @kurai-honoo

Once again pleading to the high heavens for an Integra, Seras Victoria, Alexander Anderson and/or a Walter RPer to notice me so that more hilarity can ensue because they're all a big loveable bunch of misfits.

Alucard, there's a rumor going around that you know Victoria's secret.

"I may. Why do you want to know?"

"What's in it for me?"

"Hi bored, I'm dad!"

@abridgedvampire

KILL ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Who do I owe? I know I have one in the inbox.

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