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My Job? Kill fuckers. It's always good to have your hobby be your job too.England, bitches.
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He would be lying if he said that her inadvertent moments weren't already triggering his neurons in his mind. As she's just casually and nonchalantly bouncing her breasts in a teasing manner.
"Fair enough. If you win, I will let you wear one of my coats, freshly cleaned with the sunglasses."
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"And a cannon. Bitches love Cannons."
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“… hm…”
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“What could I possibly have that you might be interested in?” Bounce bounce.
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“You’ll have to tell me what you want.” She has a pretty good idea already, judging from what she’s seen of him.
Bounce bounce bounce.
“And what would be in it for me if I won? What are you willing to put up?”
“If I want a kiss, I will ask for one. Because that kind of thing is more fun when everyone involved is into it.” Hiss hiss.
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"Sigh... Yes mooooooooom."
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"So yep. The large ego is in-fact correct."
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Alucard simply stood there with his arms crossed as he observed Kaiba, inadvertently mocking how he stood.
"Let me guess, you have a big complex about said pride, right? Must be the best in all the world at a children's card game, despite already having the entire set of cards?"
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"Refuses to acknowledge the magic behind them all and instead would rather find ways of crushing a certain spiky haired boy with an unnatural deep voice?"
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"Daddy Issues?"
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"Am I hitting it in the ballpark anywhere?"
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“They say you hunt vampires… hmph.” He states the rumors that he heard about Alucard, though he didn’t really believe them, “As for the card game, this duel disk of mine is the embodiment of my pride as president of KaibaCorp!” He brandishes his duel disk with a prideful expression.
(Despite Kaiba’s skepticism, vampires were indeed real in his world. Like Camula.)
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"Well then. Sounds like I need to visit this little shop of yours~"
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Alucard reached into his pocket and pulled out a card that had the words: @`TheCrimsonFuckr' as well as a phone number. A mug shot as well as "Hellsing Organization" on the top.
"Call me sometime."
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“Yeah, I do. It’s my pride and joy, if I’m honest.”
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“Not just espressos. We serve anything you can find at a cafe, diner, and coffee and tea specialty shop. We boast a wide selection of both food and drinks.”