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"...I'm at half mast."
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"Impressive, girly. You've got me down to a tee."
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“…” Panik. Normally that had people backing down.
“Uhhh… I really don’t know if you’re about to attack me or not. You’re very difficult to predict, sir.”
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But now she’s promised magic, so…
She summons up her magic cannons out of thin air, pointing them straight up and setting off clouds of explosions which disperse into pink glitter. In the meantime, she’s changed her own form to be a mirror of his.
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“Ta-daaah.”
!["You Must Not Know The Catholics Very Well Then."](https://64.media.tumblr.com/63cbcb471b990be0fced1c1bc13aa4c9/3ee796148bff453d-9f/s500x750/7b2f79fcbd888bcef2e4e86cc3710c640ac08d1f.png)
"You must not know the Catholics very well then."
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"As for the wars. I've been in plenty. Satisfies my hunger. I have at least thousands of souls inside me."
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@abridgedvampire responded:
"You must of done some seriously fucked up shit to have your sin level be 'leet'. And no, the sex drive doesn't always contribute to being a sinner, the Catholic Church certainly doesn't get penalized for it."
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"I stopped countin' the fuckin' wars I had t'fight on my own, but that could be a contributor." Killing people was probably the main contributor of his sin level. Not that he could've gone against the orders of the King of Ulster....
"I think th' sex was what did it, though. Uh, think yer churches frown upon adultery. An' I slept around a lot while I was married..."
What are your favorite intimate things to do in the bedroom?
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"Oh you know. The usual. Followed by a bit of biting~"
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"I am still a Vampire. I need blood. If it's intimate then the better. Course, I'm the real deal and not those fakes squandering the name. I'll be sure to fuck whoever's willing proper, and I'll get some blood out of it."
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Send Smash or Pass + a name and my muse will say if they would smash or pass on that person.
!["Oh Don't Worry. I Plan On Taking My Absolute Time With You~"](https://64.media.tumblr.com/63cbcb471b990be0fced1c1bc13aa4c9/ebc9b992a6ecf8d2-56/s500x750/edfa462109d9bc9fa19386131be067853d15d070.png)
"Oh don't worry. I plan on taking my absolute time with you~"
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Alucard removed his red tinted glasses and stared right back into the eyes of the beautiful girl in front of him. As she sat on top of him, he was holding back his hard on, as she was indeed that charming.
"Your eyes are gorgeous. They're almost as beautiful as mine."
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@divinityunleashed asked: ( X ) 😉 For Alucard! @abridgedvampire
Send me 😉 for my muse...
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There was just something about the guy that Mai couldn't seem to grasp just yet. Not that she was bothered by it at all, she just understood that the vampire was a damned mystery to her. While they'd only spoken for a short time she felt something drawing her towards him. What that was she hadn't known, and yet here she was; straddling his lap with her hands rested up on his shoulders. She probably could get used to sitting here, if it meant she got to look the man in the features properly. "Don't enjoy this too much, Alucard." The woman said, features shifting into a mischievous expression, red lips curling slowly.
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[ Hold on! Gotta tweet about this! ] - Reblogged Work / Blog Promotions
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[ Sorry! Can't hear you! ] - Music
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"You'll get a better nickname eventually. I like the ring of "Police Girl."
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And there goes Alucard, already getting himself ready to grope those big tits.
"Now come on, let me have a play with them~"
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"Sooo. How's my favourite big titty police girl doing?"
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@abridgedvampire
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“Master, why you bring back my old nickname? Can’t I just get a new one? Please?”
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Alucard didn't process what she had said as he continued to fondle and play with her rather large breasts through her uniform.
"Oh you love it."
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"So. Any idea where Integra has gone off to?"
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“W-wait wait! Eeep!!” It wasn’t like she could go against the one that saved her life to begin with. She could feel his hands grab her breast as she gives out a soft moan.
![W-wait Wait! Eeep!! It Wasnt Like She Could Go Against The One That Saved Her Life To Begin With. She](https://64.media.tumblr.com/086ec6f1917965ceba972e73cab42643/07a752b5a3c7a7e9-34/s250x400/19621da5423d3adfa0b5586f6422cb4211c008e7.png)
“D-don’t be so r-rough master~!”
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"Well then. I guess that's an hour we get to spend together then, now isn't it?"
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Alucard taunted as he continued fondling her large breasts, now sliding a hand up her uniform to grasp at the flesh.
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She was trying desperately to hold back the moans Alucard is causing her to make, but sadly it was a futile effort. “Aaah~”
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“M-Miss Intrega…went out to…a meeting…” Seras face was flustered as she could barely speak. “I-it’ll be hour t-til she returns.”
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"I can guarantee you won't like the taste."
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"I have quite the blood on my hands. Mixed bag and all."
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"Oh, you're so cute. I don't know if I wanna drain you dry or drain you dry."
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"I'm at half mast already, and we've only just met."
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"Hold on one second, sugar." Meredith responds, holding up her finger in request for a brief pause.
She reaches into her horse-drawn cart, the stunning massive black stallion at the front refusing to take his gaze off Alucard. From it comes a newly minted horse shoe, which she places between her thighs, and squeezes tight enough to bend metal, and secures it upon her wrist.
"Alright, now then. Watch your damn language!" she snaps, feeling more confident with herself.
“Fuck you, Alucard.” Far more bitch energy now, and she’s going to fold her arms. Boo you. “Bitchy little vampire.”
![Fuck You, Alucard. Far More Bitch Energy Now, And Shes Going To Fold Her Arms. Boo You. Bitchy Little](https://64.media.tumblr.com/63cbcb471b990be0fced1c1bc13aa4c9/6c666fd1658fa784-da/s500x750/13ec71daf73ef79f14c83f8ce78b804dee51c28f.png)
![Fuck You, Alucard. Far More Bitch Energy Now, And Shes Going To Fold Her Arms. Boo You. Bitchy Little](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8d48ac4eeb7090f11b719dc610a9d4f1/6c666fd1658fa784-47/s500x750/8a8255525f9b18d29117b288d252e07000edb986.jpg)
"Well, this is now awkward."
![Fuck You, Alucard. Far More Bitch Energy Now, And Shes Going To Fold Her Arms. Boo You. Bitchy Little](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c088d349ceefe40482200f0ed39d5153/6c666fd1658fa784-f2/s250x400/553232d01232a323508aeaf87f8d3413e24e732a.jpg)
He's hoping she doesn't look down right now, as a tent was forming. Yep. She nailed the impression now. He always had a "problem" when it came to Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing.
![Fuck You, Alucard. Far More Bitch Energy Now, And Shes Going To Fold Her Arms. Boo You. Bitchy Little](https://64.media.tumblr.com/63cbcb471b990be0fced1c1bc13aa4c9/6c666fd1658fa784-da/s500x750/13ec71daf73ef79f14c83f8ce78b804dee51c28f.png)