Have You Realized...

Have you realized...

There are so many people out there in the world who have only known the 21st century?

Jasper the Lonely Raven Part Three

Soon, Jasper saw another bird flying toward him. It was a jackdaw, whose name turned out to be Frederick. They talked for some time. Frederick had a white raven feather quill that he was eager to trade. Alas, Jasper had nothing to trade. They both went away disappointed.

I thought I'd try posting a recipie. Here it goes.

Spicy macaroni amd cheeseonaise

One box worth of cooked macaroni (I use my microwave macaroni cooker for this)

Cheeseonaise (the cheese powder from the macaroni mixed with mayonnaise).

A little of your.favorite hot sauce (I use Tabanero Black cherry)

Mix the ingredients thoroughly and enjoy.

Optional ingredients include:

Meatballs

Chicken nuggets

Scrambled eggs

Pickles

Shredded cheese

Jasper the Lonely Raven Part One

Once, long ago and far away, a fledgling Raven named Jasper lived in a dead tree. His tree had lived and died in Glumsburg, a town long abandoned by those who built it. In those days, Jasper had everything he could want, except friends.

One day, Jasper was visited by a badger. This badger, one Sir Winston Smythe-McDaniels had a problem and needed help. His vial of spider venom had been stolen. Such a wicked deed, because that vial of deadly poison was all he had left to remember his dear, departed mother. Jasper asked who could have done such a thing. Sir Winston replied that it had been none other than the dastardly villain, Mr Pistachio. Jasper gathered his courage and tool flight toward the broken jetty, where the feline fiend made his home.

The sound of Rain

Just the sound of rain, recorded from inside my parked car one morning.