Chain Lightning? More Like Collar Lightning

Chain Lightning? More like Collar Lightning

steps out of the yard

Youch! Ah what the fuck!

How’d they get all this gold to just float here

Just broke into a top secret science facility to steal their gun jetpack

I should be back in my wizard tower, studying the basic building blocks of the color purple. But society forces me to go work in the bog mine. Why are we even mining bog anyway what’s the point

guy who's played 1 kirby game: omg kirby's so cute and heroic and he loves his friends

guy who's played 3 kirby games: kirby's an unstoppable eldrich abomination and he kills old gods over cake

guy who's played every kirby game: omg kirby's so cute and heroic and he loves his friends

magic is stored in the boob. the only reason i’m going on hrt is to accumulate power for my evil schemes.