I Didn't Ignore It, And I Got A 5% Raise On My Salary! And Everyone In Town Said I Was Married. Don't

I didn't ignore it, and I got a 5% raise on my salary! And everyone in town said I was married. Don't ignore the golden potato.

what if it was burping and farting night at the gay bar

God, was just reminded of how much I love centaurs for fart kink stuff.

I think it’s because when you see a centaur’s horse half, you can’t help but think of it doing just regular horse stuff. It doesn’t matter how well-dressed or well-mannered or regularly clothed the human half is. You just have to imagine that centaur helplessly ripping a thick, loud horse fart.

Farting in your face makes my dick hard.

5, 20, 22 for the ask game? 🤗

5. What about farting do you find most appealing?

The sound and the vibrations! I love em when they’re nice, loud, and rumbly. :3 I also love the inherent intimacy of them. It’s something that people don’t generally do openly, so witnessing someone farting is all that more exciting.

20. Do you prefer farting yourself or hearing others fart?

I’d probably prefer farting myself if my farts were impressive. The relief of a satisfying fart is such a good feeling. Sadly, my guts don’t make big farts often, so I love hearing others fart more.

22. Have you ever gotten turned on by farting in an inconvenient place or situation?

This happens when my guts DO manage to finally make some good farts, but when I’m in public. I get torn between exerting all my energy to let the gas out silently, or (if I’m walking out on the street) just throwing caution to the wind and seeing if it can get loud enough to be overheard. This is more exciting to me than it should be.

Thanks for asking!

Loudest farts you'll hear today coming from my bathroom