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Thinking.. thinking more about soft eprocto scenarios. Just the pure intimacy and cuteness of it.
holy shit, i am ridiculously gassy rn 🤤
fart kink asks
1. When did you realize you were into farts?
2. How did you figure out you were into farts?
3. What’s your favorite type of fart?
4. Are there any types of fart you don’t like?
5. What about farting do you find most appealing?
6. Do you have a preferred length or volume for farts?
7. Does farting turn you on on its own or do you need to already be in the mood?
8. Do you have any other digestion-related kinks?
9. Do you have any other kinks that you enjoy being paired with farting?
10. Is farting a must in sexual situations or is it more of a bonus?
11. Have you ever acted on your desires IRL in an explicitly kinky manner?
12. Is having a partner who can fart well important to you?
13. Does anyone you personally know know about your kink?
14. Has anyone ever noticed/suspected your kink without you telling them about it?
15. Is there any media that you enjoy specifically for farts in it?
16. Do you have a favorite farting-related content creator (on tumblr or otherwise)?
17. Would you ever consider recording your farts?
18. Are you a shy farter or do you fart freely?
19. Are you good at farting?
20. Do you prefer farting yourself or hearing others fart?
21. Have you ever gotten into trouble for farting in a place or situation where you shouldn’t have?
22. Have you ever gotten turned on by farting in an inconvenient place or situation?
23. Have you ever tried to make yourself gassy in order to fart?
24. Do you have any favorite foods or drinks for encouraging farting?
25. What’s your biggest fantasy involving farting?
reblog if you’re curious about what people want to know about your kink!
Its really hot when people are being kissed and embraced while they fart. They're being comforted and rewarded in the best way possible, while feeling a lot of relief at the same time. It's just so intimate. A million times better if they're not embarrassed at all, just farting because they need to, but their partner is kinky and thinks they're beautiful no matter how gross they are.
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5. What about farting do you find most appealing?
The sound and the vibrations! I love em when they’re nice, loud, and rumbly. :3 I also love the inherent intimacy of them. It’s something that people don’t generally do openly, so witnessing someone farting is all that more exciting.
20. Do you prefer farting yourself or hearing others fart?
I’d probably prefer farting myself if my farts were impressive. The relief of a satisfying fart is such a good feeling. Sadly, my guts don’t make big farts often, so I love hearing others fart more.
22. Have you ever gotten turned on by farting in an inconvenient place or situation?
This happens when my guts DO manage to finally make some good farts, but when I’m in public. I get torn between exerting all my energy to let the gas out silently, or (if I’m walking out on the street) just throwing caution to the wind and seeing if it can get loud enough to be overheard. This is more exciting to me than it should be.
Thanks for asking!
2 11 14 25 if you will (thnk you for turning on anonymous, now i can be freaky in hidden😼)
2. How did you figure out you were into farts?
I can’t really pinpoint it, honestly. I think I started getting into farts in earnest when I applied fart scenarios to my OCs. It was when I started seeking out and enjoying fetish material that it actually clicked in my head: “Ohhhh, I’m into this."
11. Have you ever acted on your desires IRL in an explicitly kinky manner?
I want to. I really do. But the closest I ever got was intentionally farting around someone I was dating. He wasn’t into the kink himself, but he knew I was, and he knew that I was doing it because it was intimate to me and that it made me feel good. That’s the most I’ve done up until now: farting around someone freely. I hope to go further one day.
14. Has anyone ever noticed/suspected your kink without you telling them about it?
That’s really specific. Um…. I don’t think so. I don’t really discuss fart stuff with people who don’t already know I have the kink.
25. What’s your biggest fantasy involving farting?
Definitely to have a romantic partner who is A) super gassy themself and B) also into farting. I know that’s broad, but honestly, I just want sexy fart stuff to be a constant, normal, and loving part of my life.
Thanks for asking! Don’t worry, you can be freaky in secret as much as you want. :3
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12. Is having a partner who can fart well important to you?
Ooh… yes and no. No, because if I fall in love with someone in a “typical” way (we meet through a hobby, job, etc.), I’ll love ‘em for all sorts of non-fart reasons, and I won’t consider dropping them just because they can’t fart. Maybe I’ll try and get em to experiment and see if anything causes gas, but it won’t be a dealbreaker.
…. but also yes, because ALL of my fantasies about future partners involve them being able to blast ass. >:3 And if anyone I have a crush on reveals that they get gassy in any way, then ooh boy, that gets me going.
15. Is there any media that you enjoy specifically for farts in it?
Hmmm… that’s a tricky question. Honestly, my favorite stuff are the more “indie” fart art and animations that fetishists make themselves. Stuff that’s by people with a fart kink FOR people with a fart kink, you know? But I know the question probably didn’t intend for this.
The hard part is, fart scenes in media are more sources of inspiration for me. The scenarios are hot, but I usually want to separate them from the existing characters/shows/movies. So it’s hard to say I enjoy them specifically for the farts.
This will make me sound pretentious, but the last existing piece of media I remember returning to and specifically thinking “Hehe yes, I will enjoy this specific fart scene in this specific piece of media” is when I was rereading “The Miller’s Tale” from Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales. One of the characters thinks he’s going to kiss a woman he’s attracted to, but he gets tricked into kissing the ass of a man who then farts in his face.
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I keep thinking about this time I was having sex with this guy and he just sort of paused to fart and then kept going but would fart as he thrusted and he was lactose intolerant so they were some of the nastiest farts I’ve ever heard omg. 😭 He did not know I was into it and apologized and I got so flustered I never said anything about it but UGHHH pls I need that again.
God, was just reminded of how much I love centaurs for fart kink stuff.
I think it’s because when you see a centaur’s horse half, you can’t help but think of it doing just regular horse stuff. It doesn’t matter how well-dressed or well-mannered or regularly clothed the human half is. You just have to imagine that centaur helplessly ripping a thick, loud horse fart.
One of the things I absolutely love is when someone is obviously bloated real bad and has been trying to hold it in for a good while. They rub their grumbling stomach, hoping to calm it down, but instead, it makes it worse. The bloat is start to strain their pants zipper as it feels like a bomb is about to go off. They're clenching for dear life. "I'm gonna blow!" They whimper to themselves. A loud pop is heard as their zipper collapses from the orb coming through. It's unbearable until they give up. The bomb has blown between their plump cheeks. After about a minute or two, they wave the air and place a hand on their flat stomach. A dazed but relief expression is left on their face. Strangely, their pants fit them again.
YES! PEAK!!!
can't express how viscerally I want to be insanely gassy. truly and honestly. I wanna eat a meal and have to stop every few swallows to let out a deep growl of a burp between my teeth. I wanna fart myself awake each morning with a jolt. I wanna struggle to hold back on public transport and immediately rip ass the second I get off at my stop. I wanna be cropdusting the aisles while shopping and muffle burps with my hands. I want everything I eat to set off hours of gas that bloats up my belly and leaves me breathless. fuck 😩
First Post starts with a 💥💨 hoping tumblr is a good place for big farty boys with rumbly tummies
Loudest farts you'll hear today coming from my bathroom
Food ghosts be wild with my ass 🤣
It's so hot when people have a telltale sign they're going to fart. Like they just look super guilty and I'm here for it. They might fidget a little, smirk, grimace, blush, and their eyes tend to move around more. Just that body language right before or during farting is super attractive.
This did numbers on twitter so I apologise for the stupidty that you are about to hear and see but I could not be stopped, unfortunately. As soon as I heard the TOOT/HOTTOGO audio on tiktok this was inevitable. We are living in the cursed timeline. Ps I'm sorry chappel ✨️💗
Just had the amazing fantasy of giving a guy head and having to pause repeatedly so that he can lead over and rip ass to relieve his fat gut, even better if it’s right after a big stuffing session <3
okay for starters that’s like my DREAMMMMMMMM 🧎♀️➡️🧎♀️➡️🧎♀️➡️🧎♀️➡️
give it to me rn.
a man with a fat gut who’s incredibly gassy? Emphasis on the gassy part. PUUULLLLEEASEEEEE. I’ll treat you so nicely 😭
I just wanna feed a man gassy food and make him feel good and rub his belly 😭😭
Eatin Good , Fartin Big