Aerbiscuit - I'm Lurkin' Ova Here!

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for the emoji prompt?

Owo, What's this? I finally came around to doing these? Oh boy here we go! Btw, I'm gonna try to do one for each emoji:

🤤You introduce your fave to your favorite food. It works out great as they become obsessed with it. Too obsessed, cause now they try to eat it for every meal. It gets to the point where whenever they fart, which they like to do on/near your face, or when they walk past you, it smells just like your favorite food, which gets you salivating every time they fart. It only makes you love your favorite food (and your fave) even more.

🍿Popcorn makes your fave gassy but they don't really care. They pretty much eat it every time you two have a movie night, which is a lot. One day, you two and your friends are invited to the movies, where your fave gets a huge bucket of popcorn all to themself. During the movie, your can't exactly hear their farts but your can smell them. There's not many people in the theater and you're sitting in between your friend group and your fave. So your fave decides to share their amazing popcorn farts by sitting on your lap. You can hardly focus on the movie as your fave blasts hot, bubbly farts onto you.

🥤Your sharing a delicious soda with your fave when you two get an idea. Your fave decides you two should have a burping contest. You think its a little childish but your happy to participate with your fave anyway. Their burps are pretty big and loud, but the soda is helping you keep up with them. That is until you feel a large bubbling sensation in your stomach. Your thumping your chest to try and get the air bubbles out, but nothing's happening. Your fave is a little concerned, that is until you rip a loud fart. You and your fave burst out laughing, even though you feel a little embarrassed, and they announce that you're the winner.

🚗You and your fave are on a road trip. After eating a delicious, yet greasy breakfast at a fast food joint, your tummies aren't feeling so well. But neither of your want to be the first to break wind. The windows don't even roll down, so there's no way to get rid of the smell. Your tummies are in so much pain, but then your fave bends down to get something off the floor board only to rip a wet, bubbly toot into the leather seat. Well, now that they've done it, you rip a long, rumbling fart into your seat. You two decide not to hold anything back, ripping farts left and right. You both take turns, leaning to the side, lifting a let, leaning forward, etc, getting the gas out until you two find a gas station (hah, get it?)

🔥You, your fave, and a few friends are camping together. You try to get a campfire started outside, but it's harder than you initially thought. You step back, frustrated as to why the flame is so small. Your fave, bends over in front of the small flame, whether they notice it or not, and rip a loud, long fart over it, which finally gets the fire to grow. Everyone laughs, and you're glad the fire is finally started (even though it took the smell of rotten eggs to do it).

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.

12, 15 for ask game

12. Is having a partner who can fart well important to you?

Ooh… yes and no. No, because if I fall in love with someone in a “typical” way (we meet through a hobby, job, etc.), I’ll love ‘em for all sorts of non-fart reasons, and I won’t consider dropping them just because they can’t fart. Maybe I’ll try and get em to experiment and see if anything causes gas, but it won’t be a dealbreaker.

…. but also yes, because ALL of my fantasies about future partners involve them being able to blast ass. >:3 And if anyone I have a crush on reveals that they get gassy in any way, then ooh boy, that gets me going.

15. Is there any media that you enjoy specifically for farts in it?

Hmmm… that’s a tricky question. Honestly, my favorite stuff are the more “indie” fart art and animations that fetishists make themselves. Stuff that’s by people with a fart kink FOR people with a fart kink, you know? But I know the question probably didn’t intend for this.

The hard part is, fart scenes in media are more sources of inspiration for me. The scenarios are hot, but I usually want to separate them from the existing characters/shows/movies. So it’s hard to say I enjoy them specifically for the farts.

This will make me sound pretentious, but the last existing piece of media I remember returning to and specifically thinking “Hehe yes, I will enjoy this specific fart scene in this specific piece of media” is when I was rereading “The Miller’s Tale” from Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales. One of the characters thinks he’s going to kiss a woman he’s attracted to, but he gets tricked into kissing the ass of a man who then farts in his face.

Thanks for asking!

what if it was burping and farting night at the gay bar

18+ Minors DNI

I keep thinking about this time I was having sex with this guy and he just sort of paused to fart and then kept going but would fart as he thrusted and he was lactose intolerant so they were some of the nastiest farts I’ve ever heard omg. 😭 He did not know I was into it and apologized and I got so flustered I never said anything about it but UGHHH pls I need that again.

Farting in your face makes my dick hard.