Totally Greed And Heresy (and Sometimes With Lust Added Into The Mix)

Totally greed and heresy (and sometimes with lust added into the mix)

And, let me tell ya, it's totally worth the punisments XD

The Nine Circles of Shipper Hell

1. limbo – the canon-shippers Those who ship the actual pairings as they appear in canon. Barely even belong in Shipper Hell at all. Condemned to a miserable dependence on a fickle deity. Featuring: Buffy/Angel; Peeta/Katniss; Edward/Bella.

2. lust – the crack-shippers Okay, so they ship it, but do they ship it? The mildest ring of shipper hell, for those people who will ship anything on a dare. Condemned to eternal mockery, but let’s be real, that’s not actually a punishment for these guys. Featuring: Bella/Tyler’s Van; Bilbo/Smaug; Hogwarts/Giant Squid.

3. gluttony – the ultra-common-shippers You know the one ship. It’s the one that’s in every. single. fic. Even if it’s not the focus, it gets thrown in in the background. Condemned to have their fanart shown to the actors on chat shows. Featuring: Dean/Castiel; John/Sherlock; Clint/Coulson.

4. greed – the multi-shippers They write your favorite pairing, but then when you go to binge on their work it turns out they write EVERYTHING ELSE TOO and OH MY GOD NOT THAT PAIR. Need to pick one OTP like the rest of us. Condemned to be eternally hated by BOTH sides of every shipping war. Featuring: Harry/Ron AND Harry/Luna AND Draco/Ginny.

5. anger – the trash-shippers Trash and they know it. Sometimes it’s trash/cinnamon roll, sometimes it’s trash/trash, but it’s always trash. Condemned to…IDK, be trash? These guys are pretty up front about it. Featuring: Bucky/Pierce; Sauron/Morgoth; Hux/Kylo.

6. heresy – the rare-pair-shippers Not to be confused with the crack-shippers. These guys mean it. Oh god do they mean it. They have treatises about Anonymous Pilot #17/That One Guy From The Novelization. Condemned to three fics on AO3, two of which are mistags. Featuring: Rosie Cotton/Erestor; Deadpool/Sif; Ianto/Rory Williams.

7. violence – the NOTP-shippers That One Ship. The one that inspires Hatred and Outrage in the hearts of All True Believers. They ship it. They are Those People. Condemned to have their ship tags full of indignant posts about BAD EXAMPLES FOR TEENAGE GIRLS. Featuring: Hux/Rey; Dean/Amara; Willow/Kennedy.

8. fraud – the incest-shippers Sure, we all understand they know it’s wrong in real life. We still edge away nervously. They can just go … do their thing … over there. Condemned to awkward questions about whether they have any siblings, forever. Featuring: Sam/Dean; Thor/Loki; Draco/Lucius.

9. treachery – the ship-burners The one circle we can all agree to hate. These are the guys who shoot down one ship so they can put their own in. They’re the ones who demonize female characters so they can ship their favorite gays. Not cool, guys. Condemned to MANY ANGRY REVIEWS. Featuring: Gabriel/Sam/Jess; Clint/Thor/Jane; Harry/Ron/Hermione.

Art trade with @am-i-not-alive-yet

How do you have that much patience with me is still beyond my comprehension, but I HOPE YOU LIKE IT 💕

(I'm sorry I took that long, apparently I forgot how to draw Beakley?? Then I couldn't get Scrooge's head right and I wanted to break something. Also, I posted this yesterday, but Tumblr decided to mess with me and I can't find the frigging post so...)

Please, tag me whenever you want. It'd make me incredibly happy 💕💕

Reblog if it’s okay for your mutuals to tag you in random stuff they think you’ll like

HECK YEAH!

Hi, will we see Black Heron again?

Yeah, she sure is a dangling thread, huh?

Hey guys, if you don't respect aro/ace people as a part of LGBT+...

Get the f*ck out of my blog

Sincerely, a very pissed bi woman

Ace/Aro discourse makes me so uncomfortable because like, it’s just the same bullshit that got thrown at me as a bi woman but with a different paint job.

“How can you be sure you’re bi ace/aro if you haven’t experimented?”

“We support bi ace/aro people, buuut only if they’re a very specific type of bi ace/aro.”

“Sure, bi ace/aro people are valid, they just don’t belong in the LGBT+ community”

“But the issue is bi ace/aro people are taking up resources from real LGBT+ people!”

“It’s just a phase!”

“Look, bi ace/aro people aren’t really marginalized. Any issues they face are just misdirected homo/transphobia.”

“Bi Trans Ace/Aro people are just our oppressors trying to invade our spaces!”

You aren’t that slick, fuck off into the slime pit that is biphobes, terfs, and other assholes.

WOO-HOO!!!! I'LL TRY MY BEST TO JOIN THIS 😍😍😍😍

I didn’t get to host it in November like I was supposed to- so here, with some delay, is the official post for the next

                                 Freed Justine ’Weekend’.

Like the last years this blog will host it and it it will take place on the 23rd & 24th of February this time. Again it’s split up in two parts but your entries do not have to fit the  prompts; you are free to contribute whatever you want to appreciate this amazing character. However, if you’d still like some inspiration, here are some prompts that may or may not strike inspiration:

Weekly Sorcerer

Écriture of Darkness: Darkness

‘Now I can fight to my heart’s content’

Guild Mark

The Man The Legend

Casual Clothes

Fights you wish had happened in the manga

Angry eyebrows

Smirk

Bonds within and outside of the guild

Sense of humor

When this gets posted you know I’m hella looking forward to the episode that’s gonna air on the 26th/27th January hah. At the same time though it brings out the frustration again that he didn’t get involved more after the Battle of Fairy Tail/Tenrou Island. He’s so complex and powerful, he should have gotten more screen time alongside of the other two Raijinshuu babes! But well - that’s what fan content is there for now?? So let’s celebrate and appreciate this man!! (I’m doing that 24/7 and 365 days a year but sssh)

Feel free to message me if there are any questions regarding this event or this blog. The rules have remained the same as last year but make sure to read them again please!

1.) As mentioned above, the prompts are not binding and only possible inspiration. You can submit whatever idea/topic/theme you want for this weekend! 2.) Almost no limits as to what you can post/submit/contribute! Fanart, fanfictions, any sort of edits, colorings, headcanons etc. 3.) No romantic ships! These two days are dedicated to Freed and his amazing character so please keep it about him majorly! The same goes for nsfw stuff - I’m sure no one has something against sexy Freed, by all means post it (wink wink)! But overly nsfw stuff should be avoided. 4.) There are two ways you can contribute: Either you submit your posts to this blog if you are more comfortable like this or you post your contributions for this weekend. If you post them on your blog please make sure to leave at least one of the following tags in the first five tags of your post: freed justine weekend, freedjustineweekend, freedweekend 5.) Have fun and give him all the love he deserves! Anyone who wants to can participate!

I am looking forward to these two days and it would be great if you could spread the word by sharing this post and reblogging it as many times as you like! <3