Okay Sadie, WHAT THE FUCK??!!!

Okay Sadie, WHAT THE FUCK??!!!

I was about to draw more fluff and you just threw me back into angst hell, again, AKJSHAHDJAJDJSJS HOW DO YOU DO THAT??!!

Someone whose last words are their soulmate's wedding vows. They are poetic and full of metaphors, so they don't realise until the soulmate starts unknowingly reciting them in the wedding day and the other gets paralized in fear as the words they hear start sounding familiar, too shocked to react on time, even if their mind is screaming to make them stop before it's too late.

"What are you gonna do? Stab me?"

A couple who show each other the words so they can avoid them and live forever (BONUS: One of them can't handle immortality anymore and ends up saying the words to an horrified soulmate so they can finally escape it all. EXTRA BONUS: It doesn't work)

Someone who firmly believes that no one could ever be their soulmate and they're doomed to an existence without one because they have no words written until they meet the cutest and most wonderful person ever who happens to be mute.

Someone who has "please, don't leave me/don't do this to me" and spends all their life convinced that they'll probably betray or break their soulmate's heart in a horrible way and tries to be the best partner ever because they can't bare the thought of hurting their soulmate in any way.

I’ve seen plenty of AU’s where the first thing you say to your soulmate is written on your skin, and I raise you and AU where the last thing your soulmate says to you is written on your skin

Think of the possibilities

A couple who both share the same last word - “Goodnight” - but don’t know, as they agree never to tell each other their last words. One night they lay in bed, it’s late and their tired, and so they wish each other goodnight. Realising what they’ve said, they simply hold each other tight, both knowing that this is the last night they’ll spend together.

Someone who doesn’t have anything written on them, because their soulmate never gets the chance to speak to them

A person who’s soulmates last words are “How can I help you?” travels the world to find their soulmate, and is horrified when they ask a shopkeeper for help only for them to ask jsut that

Immortal soulmates who have nothing written on their arm

Immortal soulmates who take great pleasure in the fact that they both have something written on their arm, glad to know that they will both eventually die

BONUS POINTS If they realise they aren’t actually soulmates and realise that they might actually have to live forever

Someone’s who’s souls mates last words are screams

Someone who simply has black scribbles on their arm

BONUS POINTS If they have them because their parents couldn’t bare to have their child live with what was written on them

Someone who’s last words are “That’s gay”

A serial killer who leaves coded messages in their victim’s last words

Someone who has every inch of their skin covered in writting

Someone who attempts to ensure that their soulmate lives forever by amputating the arm that their last words were on

A couple who make sure to say their last words every night before bed, so they never get that sinking feeling when they say them

BONUS POINTS If one of them accidentally says it during the middle of the day, and the sinking feeling comes along

Akakaksjsjsjs feel free to add!

Ah phooey, it’s Don Karanage and his sky pirates...on land for whatever reason. Incorporated in to their performance are the letters 29, 30, and 47, any idea what they might mean?

Oh dear, I'm so so sorry!!! I've had this on my ask box since forever, I have no excuse!!!

DON KARNAGE??? 😱

If he gets any close to Dewey I'll @&gs@#$*#@$@!!!!!

29: Favorite song

It changes every week so I don't know what to say XD

A couple that I really love are "Connectats" and "Volcans", both by Buhos

30: Favorite band

I don't have any favorite band :P

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

At a reasonable level

This was first supposed to be for mermay, which then turned into Pride month, then July came along and now it’s fucking August.

So… yeah

Beakley is a blue-ringed octopus kind of mermaid (they may be tiny af, but they’re one of the most venomous animals and can kill you in minutes) and Morgana is a leafy seadragon mermaid

I specially love this one a lot, so here’s an alternative version to appreciate the colors bc I said so:

ship headcanon meme

Who? What? When? Where? Why?

I’m procrastinating. If you fancy it send me a ship and a number and I’ll tell you my headcanon.

1. Who makes the first move and how? 2. Who is the most insecure and what makes them feel better? 3. Who is the most romantic? 4. Who can’t keep their hands to themselves? 5. Who says ‘I love you’ first? 6. Who would they ask if they ever had a threesome? 7. What do they get up to on a night out? 8. What do they like in bed? 9. What is the most embarrassing thing they have done in front of each other? 10. What two songs, two books and two luxury items do they take to a desert island? 11. What do they hide from one another? 12. What first changes when it starts getting serious? 13. When do they realise they should get together? 14. When one has a cold, what does the other do? 15. When they watch a film what do they choose and why? Who gets the final vote? 16. When the zombie apocalypse comes, how do they cope together? 17. When they find a time machine, where do they go? 18. When they fight, how do they make up? 19. Where do they go on their first date? 20. Where do they go on holiday? 21. Where do they get nervous about going with one another? 22. Where does their first kiss happen? 23. Where is their favourite place to be together? 24. Where do they first have sex? 25. Why do they fight? 26. Why do they need to have a serious chat? 27. Why do their friends get annoyed with them? 28. Why do they get jealous? 29. Why do they fall a little bit more in love? 30. Why does it work (or not work) between them?

I noticed you drew a Negaverse Agent 22...How about a Negaverse Black Heron? I am a Agent 22 x Black Heron shipper!!!

Anon, you have no idea about how much I love you right now

‌I also hate myself because I just created a gentle spirit and left her in a universe where NegaAgent22 is a thing. What have I done to my baby? Someone please save her QwQ

WARNING: This contains mentions of torture and some other pretty dark things. I tried to not make it too explicit but proceed with caution (there's nothing on the drawings though)

This is the Negaverse's Black Heron before the fateful first time she crossed paths with Agent 22. She's a good-natured engineer, chemist and robotics expert that had formed part of FOWL until its complete annihilation under SHUSH's ruthless attacks and spends her free time fixing and designing defense programs so the weaker part of the population can fend off by themselves instead of becoming easy prey to the rest.

Even though she didn't have anyone to back her up, she managed to get a hold of the page at the auction, snatching it up under both 22 and McDuck's beaks, to prevent them from using the formula to get even more powerful and rule the world. Of course they tracked her down and 22 and her fought, but Heron destroyed the page (partly by accident) before any of them could even glance at the juice's recipe. Agent 22 certainly did NOT like that and was determined to make Heron pay in the most painful way possible (if there's something NegaBeakley certainly shares with her canon counterpart is that they're both terrifying when they're angry). Luckily she managed to escape a week later, thanks to an experimental torture method that got out of hand, causing the explosion that took Heron's arm. Both SHUSH agents thought that she had been burned alive and presumed her dead.

At first, Heron's revenge on Agent 22 was personal. She took away her partners and friends, her arm and tortured her mercilessly for days. But with time she realized that Agent 22 was a blood-thirsty monster that needed to be stopped. This wasn't just for her. The fate of thousands of innocent people depended on whether she stood up to her. And so she tried.

Agent 22 and Black Heron have been dancing around each other for half a century. It's NOT a healthy relationship. I'm sorry

Attempts of murder (only on Heron's part), poisoning, backstabbing, cuts, bruises and all kinds of torture, everything has turned into a refined game of the cat and the mouse over the years that is almost a routine by now.

Heron attempts to kill Agent 22 (after so many years she certainly needs to be creative), gets caugh after getting more or less close to her goal, 22 punishes her as she sees fit, Heron manages to escape and back to the start.

McDuck firmly believes that Beakley is wasting her time with that pathetic weakling and that Heron should have been killed decades ago. But 22 still finds her stubbornness and defiance (still strong as ever even though she has broken her countless times) almost charming and LOVES to toy with her and entertain her little charades, even though, after all these years, they're both so familiar with each other that Beakley can recognize Heron behind any kind of disguise, no matter how perfect it is.

Of course, Heron is not the only mouse Beakley plays with, but she's the one that has lasted the most by a long shot.

They usually don't last a month, Bentina gets tired of them pretty quickly.

It almost looks as if Agent 22 is reticent of killing her "nemesis",as if she had got attached.

As Webby points out to Heron one day, no one else has ever escaped from McDuck Manor's dungeons alive, yet she manages to run away every month or so thanks to a small "miscalculation" from Beakley's part.

But we all know that, no matter in which universe, Bentina Beakley is anything but sloppy.

Deep down, veeery deep down, Agent 22 cares about Heron in her own dark twisted way. She's HERS and if anyone dares to touch a single one of her feathers, nothing will protect them from her wrath.

Heron is drawn to Beakley like a moth to a flame (a very dangerous and sadistic flame) and, after she realizes that Bentina would never actually hurt her to a no-returning point (scars and bruises are good, but 22 would never tore off a limb or cause any damage that would potentially kill her or that Heron couldn't heal on her own after she gets away), Heron becomes more bold and daring, taunting 22 to finish her off and do worse or straight up putting herself in danger in hopes that Agent 22 will also get harmed in the process.

So yeah, they somehow love each other in an unhealthy, twisted way.

Someone get the pencil away from me before I murder someone ajhdjajdjs oh god I'm so sorry

(same anon, i use 🌻 to mark myself) 1. Quackfaster burns their tongue on something hot, Mrs Beakley kisses it better.  2. Mrs Beakley can't sleep without Quackfaster by their side.  3. Quackfaster staring admiringly at Mrs Beakley from across the room. A friend whispers into Quackfaster's ear: 'Why are you so thirsty?'  4.  Mrs Beakley falling asleep in Quackfaster's lap. Quackfaster holds Mrs Beakley close and doesn't move from their spot for hours.  thats all i could fit in a ask ! --🌻

Listen there anon, I'VE??? BEEN THINKING ALL DAY ABOUT THIS??!!!

And I suck at writing but now I wanna learn so we can have the Beakfaster one-shots we all deserve ajshahdjsjfh

Are...are there more?