Gillion Tidestrider And Jay Ferin Are Canonically Shorter Than Me And Chip Is My Height And I Don't Know

Gillion Tidestrider and Jay Ferin are canonically shorter than me and Chip is my height and I don't know how to feel about that

I made this around Techno's birthday but never got around to posting it. Figured later is better than never

While there are certainly things I could fix, this was a piece that wasn't made for perfection, it was made for Technoblade. And I am happy enough with how it came out (although the curse of never having a solid Techno design still plagues me). Rip King, hope you've demolished God!

Episode three and Troy remains to be a homosexual

Can't believe the puzzle was completed by Troy and the Clockwork Soldier having gay sex

Every life series summarized:

Third Life: What if gay people went to war?

Last Life: What if gay people betrayed each other?

Double Life: The worlds messiest divorce leads to a woman going on a murder spree because she found out her state assigned boyfriend was gay. also in the background, toxic yaoi between an eldritch demigod and his government mandated therapist.

Limited Life: Found Family. Also local fish and demon are SHOCKED when the man famous for constantly plotting to betray and kill his allies in order to win betrays and kills them in order to win

Secret Life: God comes down from the heavens because it decided that what these idiots needed was MORE yes-and, and then sticks around to bully a man about having no friends.

Real Life: The debatably cannon april fools episode where you can watch people get extreme nausea and learn what its like to be short.

Art for the first chapter of my fic, The Woods. It's a modern fae au where Chip and Jay go into the woods and meet Gillion, a fae.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

Chip! VS The Allegations!

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(WHO WON? Who's next? YOU DECIDE!)