I Always Think Everything Could Be A Trap...which Is Why I'm Still Alive.

I always think everything could be a trap...which is why I'm still alive.

Prince Humperdinck, The Princess Bride

For the first time she saw its eyes. They were red, and mad as hell. Anything with eyes like that could kill anything it wanted, because madness, true madness, can drive a fist through a plank.

Men at Arms; Terry Pratchett

The first thing you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don't got nothing much to say. About anything.

The Knife of Never Letting Go; Patrick Ness

…you can bury stuff under other stuff, you can hide it in plain sight, you just don’t think it clearly or you convince yerself the opposite of what yer hiding is true and then who’s going to be able to pick out from the flood what’s real water and what’s not going to get you wet? Men lie, and they lie to theirselves worst of all.

The Knife of Never Letting Go; Patrick Ness

Then yield thee, coward And live to be the show and gaze o' the time: We'll have thee, as our rarer monsters are, Painted on a pole, and underwrit, 'Here may you see the tyrant.'

Macduff, Macbeth; William Shakespeare

Mook: This is police brutality! Detritus: No, dis is just police shouting! If you wanna try brutality it ok by me!

Feet of Clay; Terry Pratchett