Me Checking Spotify Every Day, Foaming At My Mouth, Gnawing At The Bars Of My Enclosure

me checking spotify every day, foaming at my mouth, gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

your girlfriend is your only friend and that is a huge mistake my man hope you've got yourself a backup plan 'cause I've seen how this goes, again and again

JREG!! DROP THE ALBUM, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS (I will be your #1 Spotify listener)

so I read The Secret History...

(spoilers)

(art is by @ryegarden (here) and @malkettu (on IG))

me when I see Adam Parrish get relentlessly twinkified by the fandom

(just kidding, I hate Elon Musk, I hope he gets twinkified to oblivion)

brat summer this, brat summer that, I'm ready for Brat (1997) autumn where we wear big sweaters, eat watermelon, listen to Nautilus Pompilius and simp for Sergei Bodrov Jr.

(getting involved with gangs is optional)

my beloved deepL translated “epic gay sex” to “epický gay sex”. I don’t know what I was expecting but maybe not epický gay sex

Death Note 'Dan and Phil'! AU where L and Light are a beloved youtube duo whose fans are convinced the two are dating. And they might actually be, at least for the camera, but they are still rivals trying to get the other behind bars/six feet under. In fact, if you watch their newest baking video closely, you can see L's hidden security cameras by the cutlery drawer as well as Light putting arsenic in L's tea.