Elongated Muskrat - Tumblr Posts
Elon Musk: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
AOC, amazed: Wow...
Misha Collins, to AOC: Well what does that mean?
AOC: I don't know.
AOC, to Elon Musk: What does that mean?
Elon Musk: It means no more free speech to to peasants and memes are now illegal lol
Elon Musk: Why is everyone leaving Twitter?!?
Also Elon Musk: Come on Stephen King pls mr just give me 8 bucks I am so very poor.
Stephen King: My next book is gonna be about you
Elon Musk: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Stephen King: *turning to * How tall are you?
Elon Musk: Top 30 reasons why Elon Musk is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Stephen King: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!
If you needed another reason to delete the muskrat's birdapp
Elon Musk is such a dick that tumblr is seriously profiting off of his idiocy lmfaooo
thanks for being a joke to parody😭
I absolutely love this for tumblr
The fact that Tesla autopilots abort self driving 1 second before a crash so the company can state “self driving wasn’t active during the collision” should be grounds to dismantle the entire company.
Like, seriously, if you’re making 4000 pound death machines, and you program this shit to work on a technicality? Your company should be dismantled. Gone. No recourse. Just terrible shit dude
I’m petty so I made “X” back into Twitter, specifically a cute pastel pink Twitter!
jfc the hubris that is the wind beneath elon’s wings
Twitter users acting like rowdy orphans with nothing to lose.
Jam like hell and fiddle yer ass off, bébés
Fuck Elon Musk
that time Elon felt pissed and slighted because he got moderated for saying something hateful so he went into irreconcilable debt and leveraged his other companies and made a large deal with the Saudis and Putin sympathizers just to buy the one thing in his life that was moderating him and his hateful misogynist and racist and transphobe contemporaries (and not even that thoroughly) so that he could axe moderation and shit whatever thought he wanted on to the Internet only to have to hilariously overcompensate and become a dictator of moderation of things *he* didn’t like to blunt the consequences of his chaotically evil pack-of-m80s executive brainfarts but too late to stop losing more money and employees and summoning the exacting attention of the FTC and the undoubtedly molten ire of massive industries who lost billions of value in a single day, because Elon has never thought through the philosophies, sociology, and ethics of free speech or faced the consequences of his own actions that are about to smash him in the face and moderate him harder than he’s even been moderated before
“To take just one example, consider moderation. Without moderation, platforms become a cesspit of misogyny, racial hatred and antisemitism, without any conceivable benefit for society. Holocaust denial is not free speech — it is hate speech, and at least indirectly incites discrimination or violence. It is, at best, a shallow and uninformed interpretation of free speech to want to abolish moderation.”
— What’s behind Elon’s Twitter disaster? A fundamental misunderstanding of “free speech”
omg
just elon musk stroking his own ego during cross examination and in company wide memos
