allegedlyalan - Alan
allegedlyalan
Alan

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allegedlyalan
4 months ago

Brothers Karamazov is an amazing psychological exploration of character because it showcases three terrible yet very common mental illnesses: the saviour complex (Alyosha), the superiority complex (Ivan) and being an extrovert (Dmitri) 😔


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allegedlyalan
4 months ago
allegedlyalan - Alan

my beloved deepL translated “epic gay sex” to “epický gay sex”. I don’t know what I was expecting but maybe not epický gay sex

allegedlyalan
4 months ago

Hodně niche otázka, ale kde jinde se zeptat než na čumblru: Čeští užívači Death Note (jakože enjoyer hahaha), jak byste skloňovali v češtině jméno L? Je to L-ova ruka? Nebo ruka L (i když by to implikovalo, že L je ženský jméno)?

Na ao3 to vídám různě...


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allegedlyalan
5 months ago

Me: Yo I got that dawg in me

The ATF agent hiding in the bushes behind my house:

Me: Yo I Got That Dawg In Me

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allegedlyalan
5 months ago

your "liked your instagram story" won't impress me, I've seen true love before

Your "liked Your Instagram Story" Won't Impress Me, I've Seen True Love Before

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allegedlyalan
5 months ago

Zane Holtz fancast as Henry Winter could absolutely redistribute my matter 🤭

Zane Holtz Fancast As Henry Winter Could Absolutely Redistribute My Matter
https://tumblrgallery.xyz/post/80613734.html

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allegedlyalan
5 months ago

"They're Silent Generation! They should stay silent, but they keep yapping!"

"They're Silent Generation! They Should Stay Silent, But They Keep Yapping!"

twenty minutes in and this interview is already fruitful


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allegedlyalan
5 months ago

Death Note 'Dan and Phil'! AU where L and Light are a beloved youtube duo whose fans are convinced the two are dating. And they might actually be, at least for the camera, but they are still rivals trying to get the other behind bars/six feet under. In fact, if you watch their newest baking video closely, you can see L's hidden security cameras by the cutlery drawer as well as Light putting arsenic in L's tea.


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allegedlyalan
5 months ago

kde jste, čeští/slovenští fandové The Secret History?? protože písnička Jelen je tak Tajná Historie coded až to není vtipný

Zabil jsem v lese jelena, bez nenávisti, bez jména, když přišel dolů k řece pít, krev teče do vody, v srdci klid.

Doznání Henryho Wintera u průměrného českého táboráku? more likely than you think

A "svět přikryje ticho, tečka za příběhem, kdo pozná, čí kosti zapadaly sněhem"??? Doslova Bunny Corcoran fr fr

Kde Jste, Et/slovent Fandov The Secret History?? Protoe Psnika Jelen Je Tak Tajn Historie Coded A To

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allegedlyalan
6 months ago

me when I see Adam Parrish get relentlessly twinkified by the fandom

Me When I See Adam Parrish Get Relentlessly Twinkified By The Fandom

(just kidding, I hate Elon Musk, I hope he gets twinkified to oblivion)


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allegedlyalan
6 months ago
Hell Yeah

hell yeah

I'm sorry, tumblr WHAT?!?

I'm Sorry, Tumblr WHAT?!?
allegedlyalan
6 months ago

just came across this video and I dare you to tell me that is NOT Ronan Lynch

average Pynch argument


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allegedlyalan
6 months ago

not now, sweetie, mommy is getting shamed into developing a community by her favourite poet

Not Now, Sweetie, Mommy Is Getting Shamed Into Developing A Community By Her Favourite Poet

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allegedlyalan
6 months ago
allegedlyalan
6 months ago

me checking spotify every day, foaming at my mouth, gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

your girlfriend is your only friend and that is a huge mistake my man hope you've got yourself a backup plan 'cause I've seen how this goes, again and again

Me Checking Spotify Every Day, Foaming At My Mouth, Gnawing At The Bars Of My Enclosure

JREG!! DROP THE ALBUM, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS (I will be your #1 Spotify listener)


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allegedlyalan
6 months ago

"Henry and Bunny fought in Italy... I think Henry must have tried to sugardaddy Bunny into gay sex, that's the only logical thing that could've happened."

Richard "Straight" Papen please never change


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allegedlyalan
6 months ago

so I read The Secret History...

(spoilers)

So I Read The Secret History...

(art is by @ryegarden (here) and @malkettu (on IG))


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allegedlyalan
6 months ago

Remember that scene in trc when Blue couldn't stop crying because Gansey didn't text her back?

yeah, me neither. He's not your true love, babe.


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allegedlyalan
6 months ago

brat summer this, brat summer that, I'm ready for Brat (1997) autumn where we wear big sweaters, eat watermelon, listen to Nautilus Pompilius and simp for Sergei Bodrov Jr.

Brat Summer This, Brat Summer That, I'm Ready For Brat (1997) Autumn Where We Wear Big Sweaters, Eat

(getting involved with gangs is optional)


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allegedlyalan
6 months ago

"yes, I'm a sleeper agent, and you see, by sleeper I mean, well..."

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

allegedlyalan
6 months ago

yeah, that checks out 😌

Yeah, That Checks Out

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

allegedlyalan
6 months ago

ani radost, ani smutek, ale tajná třetí emoce (The Smiths)


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allegedlyalan
7 months ago
Girl-

girl-💀😂😂

Rare Jan Zahradnek Meme

rare Jan Zahradníček meme

(shoutout @willowmaidsworld :))