POV: You're Dating One Of These Drama Kings And You Have To Leave For A Little Bit.

POV: You're dating one of these drama kings and you have to leave for a little bit.

Remember when adult Naoto wanted to solve all his problems through murder? What if baby Naoto thought the same way?

Like Naoto managed to find out through Takemichi that Kisaki was the thing going to ruin the future for him and his sister. So he decides to try taking care of the problem himself, the same way his future self wanted to.

Imagine this happens

then Naoto just jumps out the van like "we did it!" While Takemichi stares on in horror.

shoutout to my mutuals who dont know what the fuck im talking about and still like my posts mwah

Please I'm begging you give us a summary of jjk from what you've learnt from Tumblr and the first episode

JJK according to someone who's only seen the first episode and tumbr content

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Ok so I should probably start off with plot, so it's set in this world where there are a bunch of demons, who are all bad guys. They keep murdering people and planning World domination so they need to be stopped ASAP. Luckily the humans have a way of fighting back (yay)! All they have to do is eat a demons finger then they get their powers. Seems easy right?

So the main story follows a group of these finger eaters as they attempt to fight off the demons. There's also a school involved somewhere.

The characters

Ok let's start off with the main character, blindfold man aka Geto Satosugo.

Everyone's fav, has his eyes covered because they're too pretty. But it doesn't work since everyone simps after him anyway. Pretty sure his demon his called Saltuna (everyone simps over him too). Has an ex who is now evil but it's all good because he's moved on with a blonde guy. Also has adopted at least one child if not more.

Then we have the old man character, this guy

Rip he died at some point which is why no one talks about him anymore. He ate a finger in the first episode but then Geto killed him???

We also have this guy

He likes dogs and was adopted by Geto, he's basically the Kiba of jjk. I know nothing else about him.

There's also a brown haired girl

She's good female representation, I don't know why, I just know that she is. She fights using nails, there may or may not be a hammer involved. She also has like a little straw doll that she carries around as a good luck charm. And she's dating glasses girl.

Which is this girl

She's a lesbian and a badass and that's all I need to know about her. She also cuts her hair into a bob style at some point and uses a gun.

Next up we have panda guy

He can't talk, if he talks then he transforms into a panda. I'm not sure how that helps him fight demons but I guess it does??? He also likes sushi and has a boyfriend who is evil.

This is his evil boyfriend

This guy looks like a baby but he's actually evil, he's on the demons side and is a traitor. He's dating panda guy but they'll probably have to break up at some point when his secret gets out. Also he murdered his girlfriend once???

We also have this very big man

His name is Tojo and he was friends with old main character guy before he died. Everyone also simps over him.

Then there's Geto's new boyfriend which is this tired office man.

He is just a normal guy who is trying to leave peacefully with his boyfriend and adopted dog son but keeps getting interrupted by demons. He's sick of this shit, he just wants a quiet domestic life.

Then lastly we have the big bad guy, this guy.

He used to date Geto but dumped him because of his evil ambitions. He probably wants either world domination or smaller ears. Everyone also simps over him. Pretty sure his name is Zenin, but I'm less sure on this one.

There's also some other background characters like

Woman with a scar- Pretty sure she's like a queen or a priestess or something important. She gives everyone their orders.

Witch girl- I actually thought she was someone's oc but apparently not?

Blue Sakura- She's useless

Boy who just wanted to watch a movie- Everyone's baby, pretty sure he dies though since people always seem sad about him.

Someone called Choso- He exists

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I also know there was a movie released semi recently which was very good, everyone loved it. Stay winning jjk fandom.

(Big thanks to @swimming-with-taiyaki-kun for sending me the pictures of the characters)

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ken wakui, i see what you did here!! it’s literally them!!!

Just....Merry Christmas!🥳🎄