Bertie:Slur? I Think Youll Find My Pronunciation Was Flawless.

Bertie: Slur? I think you’ll find my pronunciation was flawless.

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[Image ID: Three photos of rusty quill gaming's Oscar Wilde and Zolf Smith sleeping next to each other on a dark unsaturated background. Oscar is a human with a strong nose and chin wearing pajamas with his hair in a braid behind his head. Zolf is a fat dwarf with long curly hair and a beard sprawled across the bedding. He has tattoos visible on his arms and sleeps in a pair of shorts. In the first image, they are asleep on their sides facing each other, holding hands between their heads. In the second drawing, Zolf rolls away, looking perturbed by something, and Oscar's eyes are open as he squints at Zolf. Finally, Oscar scoots up behind Zolf and spoons him, wrapping an arm around his middle and one of his legs around Zolf's residual limb. Zolf smiles and holds Oscar's hand against his side. End ID.]

[Image ID: Screenshot of a tumblr reply from user @weareallfromearth ​​ saying “Holy shit I would V much like to know what you’d do with ZolfWilde.” End ID]

This was in response to me tag rambling that if Alex “I don’t Actually Have That Much Experience in Courtship” Newall and Ben “I just Realised I’m Too Straight For This” Meredith don’t know what to do with Zolf/Wilde, they should hand the ship over to me. 

*rubs my gay little hands together.*

I initially characterized them offhandedly as Enemies-to-Lovers but that’s not quite it, is it? On reflection I would say it’s more of an Opposites Attract situation.

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