[Image ID: Screenshot Of A Tumblr Reply From User @weareallfromearth Saying Holy Shit I Would V Much

[Image ID: Screenshot of a tumblr reply from user @weareallfromearth ​​ saying “Holy shit I would V much like to know what you’d do with ZolfWilde.” End ID]

This was in response to me tag rambling that if Alex “I don’t Actually Have That Much Experience in Courtship” Newall and Ben “I just Realised I’m Too Straight For This” Meredith don’t know what to do with Zolf/Wilde, they should hand the ship over to me. 

*rubs my gay little hands together.*

I initially characterized them offhandedly as Enemies-to-Lovers but that’s not quite it, is it? On reflection I would say it’s more of an Opposites Attract situation.

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Literally me listening to every episode where Wilde doesn’t appear at 2x speed 😭

I'm trying to do an RQG relisten, I'm on ep 26 I predict a riot, but I keep jumping to the post-japan times, this is fine.

Request #1! Thanks @amywyn13​ for requesting wilde getting some sleep.

The “however that might happen” part of your request was ominous enough that it prompted this lol. I don’t actually think Zolf would be this mean about it, but let’s pretend that Oscar had pushed his luck so far Zolf snapped.

Here’s the full song by Tom Cardy

[ID: An animation showing Oscar staying up to work and getting comically dragged to bed by Zolf. The animation is drawn in grayscale, with thick black lines, and snappy animation. The lyrics are below the cut. End ID]

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Bertie: Slur? I think you’ll find my pronunciation was flawless.

Girldick this, boydick that, I’m hunting MOBY Dick