Church: God Loves You So Much That He Came Down To Earth And Died For You.

Church: God loves you so much that He came down to earth and died for you.

Little Me: Wow, that’s amazing!

Church: And if you don’t believe in Him, He’ll torture you for all eternity.

Little Me: Hold up.

Church: And you’ll deserve it.

Little Me: Okay, I still believe in dragons and I think that’s bullshit.

my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him

Happy Halloween! Hope these spooky eyeball cookies help get you in the spirit.

What?

No, trust me, they’re spo~oky eyeballs.

Remember when Google was actually decent rather than all ads and clickbait all the time?

okay so i'm playing Pikmin 4. There's a resource that I want to farm. The game has dungeons, which reset when you leave, so I'd like to know the best dungeon to grind out this resource. Ten or even five years ago, if I searched it, I would get a comprehensive forum post of people arguing about which cave is the best, with a conclusive point that I can use. Today, I just get listicle after listicle telling me basic shit like "sometimes this resource drops when you break walls! don't forget to use your pikmin to collect it!" i fUCKING KNOW THAT YOU FUCKING COPIED AI TEXT LISTICLE

i hate this so fucking much.

I’ve just accepted that I’m three coping mechanisms in a trenchcoat, and imagining life as a healthy human being is like imagining life as an elf.

how to stop grieving the life i could have had without my trauma

Thank you so much, and I’m hoping this will help with that process.

My enjoyment of writing, my productivity, and the quality of my work improved tenfold when I started embracing slumps and taking them as an opportunity to read everything I could get my hands on, watch lots of films and shows, go to the theatre, play games, hang out with friends, visit new places, and generally absorb life and marinate my brain in the art of storytelling.

Take from that what you will.

I know this is a general complaint, but I’ve found referring to specific subsections of said body parts helps.

it's actually so funny how challenging it is to write bona fide graphic, horny smut. like people don't give smut writers enough credit. you are constantly running out of words to describe the same 2-4 body parts and same 4-6 motions. you are constantly attempting to do interesting and dynamic things in the prose with this extremely limited set of words. you are looking at your prose for the nastier bits and wondering if it actually sounds hot or if it just sounds goofy. you are then toning down your prose and then wondering if it now sounds tasteful or if it's just boring. you do ctrl+F for the word "cock" and there are 37 instances of it in the doc but you hate the 1-2 acceptable synonyms so there's nothing much you can do about it