So, Uh, Thats A Lot Of Different DNA Youve Got In Your System. Want A Little More?

So, uh, that’s a lot of different DNA you’ve got in your system. Want a little more?

Fun fact: Samus' zero suit is a bodysuit in more recent games instead of the tank-top she wore in older games because at this point, she's been spliced with so many species' DNA you really don't want to see what the rest of her skin looks like.

One fun thing I recently learned about debt collectors? At least sometimes, that bundle of debts is incomplete. If you refuse to give them any information - when they ask you to confirm something, they’re really fishing for that info - and just demand validation, sometimes they have to just give up and declare it invalid. That means the entire thing goes bye-bye.

And hey, even if not, at least it’s more work for them.

Remember when Google was actually decent rather than all ads and clickbait all the time?

okay so i'm playing Pikmin 4. There's a resource that I want to farm. The game has dungeons, which reset when you leave, so I'd like to know the best dungeon to grind out this resource. Ten or even five years ago, if I searched it, I would get a comprehensive forum post of people arguing about which cave is the best, with a conclusive point that I can use. Today, I just get listicle after listicle telling me basic shit like "sometimes this resource drops when you break walls! don't forget to use your pikmin to collect it!" i fUCKING KNOW THAT YOU FUCKING COPIED AI TEXT LISTICLE

i hate this so fucking much.

I still vividly remember drawing a rainbow and the kid I was sitting next to asking if I was gay. I just liked rainbows, y’know? They’re beautiful.

I don’t remember when I decided red was my favorite color, because purple got me made fun of. Or when I started getting into big cats because they were socially acceptable to be into because little ones weren’t. But I was young.

Well? Is your car prepared, or are they going to get bullied out of mating by other cars?

Happy holidays!

Image description: A drawing of a small car fitted with decorative plush antlers and a Rudolph nose. A banner proclaims “Happy Holidays!” and a label pointing to the antlers says “Don’t forget to prepare your car for the rut”.

Just pointing out, with 100 billion you could pay a lot of people to foster a lot more than just one traumatized fourteen year old.