Well? Is Your Car Prepared, Or Are They Going To Get Bullied Out Of Mating By Other Cars?

Well? Is your car prepared, or are they going to get bullied out of mating by other cars?

Happy holidays!

Image description: A drawing of a small car fitted with decorative plush antlers and a Rudolph nose. A banner proclaims “Happy Holidays!” and a label pointing to the antlers says “Don’t forget to prepare your car for the rut”.

Today in ‘shit I’m Reblogging so maybe I’ll remember it…’

What not to care about while writing

Writing can be difficult.Here are some basic things i learned to NOT give a fuck about while writing your first draft!

Grammar and spelling in your first draft.

What others might think of your story.

The length of your story; it can be short or long.

Writing every detail - leave room for the reader's imagination.

Whether your story aligns with current trends or popular genres.

Overthinking the title or cover art at the beginning.

Perfect pacing in the initial draft.

The order in which you write scenes - you can rearrange later.

Trying to make every character likable or relatable.

Writing the perfect first draft; let your first draft be really messy.#

Church: God loves you so much that He came down to earth and died for you.

Little Me: Wow, that’s amazing!

Church: And if you don’t believe in Him, He’ll torture you for all eternity.

Little Me: Hold up.

Church: And you’ll deserve it.

Little Me: Okay, I still believe in dragons and I think that’s bullshit.

my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him

Happy Halloween! Hope these spooky eyeball cookies help get you in the spirit.

What?

No, trust me, they’re spo~oky eyeballs.

Thank you so much, and I’m hoping this will help with that process.

My enjoyment of writing, my productivity, and the quality of my work improved tenfold when I started embracing slumps and taking them as an opportunity to read everything I could get my hands on, watch lots of films and shows, go to the theatre, play games, hang out with friends, visit new places, and generally absorb life and marinate my brain in the art of storytelling.

Take from that what you will.