I Took A While, But I Think I Finally Found A Group Of Actual Friends.

I took a while, but I think I finally found a group of actual friends.

Not a group who only really likes one other person there, not a few friendly faces who would casually talk shit about you as though you were a displeasing film, but an actual group of people that care about me, and I about them.

I count down the days till the next meetup, I actively miss them when we're not together, and when I'm there there is no awkwardness or discomfort.

I just really like em.

Sorry if this was weird, but I just wanted to try to write out what I felt.

Hyper-Specific Poll

A scale of 1 to 10 is boring. Why not 7-18? 22-147? Shake things up a bit. Have some fun.

Dashboard clown.

Sure.

Why not?

Better make it a pirate as well.

Utterly Fuming

Some time ago, I spent hours coming up with the perfect theory about theory about minions and their genitals and/or lack of them, and thought maybe I would torment someone other than my friends with this. I decide to look it up just in case, and...

There's a fucking buzzfeed article already.

I had evidence, I had reasoning, I had thought of everything. I worked harder on this than any single piece of schoolwork. Then Buzzfeed shows up with a screenshot of a naked minion and a poll.

The poll doesn't even have the right answer.