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Jungle Boys and their Knowledge About Sex

Well I'm just gonna say it.

Ace and Luffy BOTH didn't know what sex was until Makino or the Bandits gave them the Birds and the Bees talk.

NEITHER of them know anything about sex besides that b&b talk until they start their respective adventures.

🚫 Um actually ace learned it from the losers he beat up at high town/people at gray terminal

INVALID - he was younger than 10 during all of those instances and was too focused on Roger nonsense. Even if he learned something it would have been raunchy and inaccurate and said in passing cause he was flighty. After Sabo they would have barely went to high town and definitely nothing in gray terminal was left

🚫 um actually Ace understood everything perfectly and never has any misunderstandings from growing up in the jungle while Luffy is Baby and didn't listen to any of it

INVALID - Makino would absolutely make sure both know sex exists. She would struggle maybe but it WOULD happen. Ace being a sex prodigy while not having a single object of his affection until 17/+ does not equal understanding of everything I fear. And Luffy is an idiot but Makino would totally say it's relevant to his adventure to make him listen to at least the basics.

🚫 Um actually they don't bother trying to explain sex to Luffy cause he's clearly asexual/Luffy doesn't understand sex because he's asexual.

INVALID: You're acephobic. Like straight up your acephobic and infantilizing him. He knows what sex is. Stop. He may not want it depending on your hc but acting like he wouldn't know anything at all while Ace knows everything is fucked up. They both were raised in the jungle. In the event that Ace DID understand more, to keep Luffy safe, Ace would definitely tell Luffy to make sure he could protect himself. Sex Trafficking and Sexual Assault exist.

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✅️ Ace learns what sex is and becomes a whore when he was Spade captain.

VALID: curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back wdyw from me

✅️ Ace blusters and acts like he knows a lot about sex but is either too nervous/guarded/oblivious to have had any after the b&b talk.

VALID: He's hot but also a loser

✅️ Ace tells Makino that the bandits gave them the sex talk and tells the bandits that Makino gave them the sex talk to get out of it. Now neither Luffy or Ace know anything about how sex works.

VALID: Could be true and also hysterical. Ace not knowing anything about sex on the whitebeard crew at age 19? More likely than you'd think.

✅️ The bandits give them the sex talk for real and due to a strange amount of euphanisms and vague terminology Luffy and Ace THINK they know what sex is but are very wrong and/or weird about it.

VALID: Could be true and also hysterical.

✅️ They both avoid the sex talk and all they know about sex is what they see in the jungle.

VALID: Majorly concerning. Good lord that's concerning.

✅️ Ace got out of the sex talk by lying/avoidance but Luffy got the sex talk.

VALID: Objectively the funniest thing ever if 17 year old Luffy is more knowledgeable about sex than 17 year old Ace. I bet Ace would try to explain sex when they met up in Alabasta and Luffys like ? I know? And Ace dies a bit on the inside cause it was just him.

Tldr; LUFFY KNOWS WHAT SEX IS. STOP BABYING HIM AND IF YOU'RE GONNA MAKE HIM CLUELESS YOU NEED TO MAKE ACE JUST AS CLUELESS CAUSE THEY BOTH WERE RASIED IN THE JUNGLE.

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