MAXIE GENERAL DATING HEAD CANNONS

MAXIE GENERAL DATING HEAD CANNONS

These came to me at like 3am in the morning, anyway happy cyndaquil community day

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-please don't sit on his lap, his hip bones will stab you and he will snap under your weight no matter what

-stealing his glasses are a death wish, but watching him stumble after you is hilarious

-he had two different moods during the night "please cuddle me so hard I can't breathe" and "if you even brush against me I'll get groudon to boil you in lava" there is no in between

-very, very busy man, I mean come on hes running a whole entire evil company, of course he's busy

-he absolutely takes walks on Volcanos, if you can't handle heat, just go to team aqua you coward

-this man will blow away with the smallest gust of wind please hold him down

-hes one of those guys who flirts and compliments you by also insulting you, like saying your cuteness/handsomeness makes up with how stupid you are

-not a pet names kinda guy, he calls you your name and only your name

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I gots me a shiny typhlosion I named Eclair I'm gonna cry I'm so happy

Look at this unit of a typhlosion

ASMR????

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

everyone watching the presidential debate rn

PLEASE remember that 99% of the things coming out of tr*mp’s mouth are lies. Fact check every claim. Every statistic. Remember that he has never solved any problem ever. He will not ‘fix’ the war on Ukraine. He advocated for the continuation to the genocide against Palestinians. He does not care about black or Hispanic people, he does not care about women. FACT CHECK LITERALLY EVERYTHING

and also remember that

a) he is only 3 years younger than Biden, if you have found issue with Biden’s age

b) while he is right that only the Israeli government wanted to continue the war, in the same sentence he ADVOCATED FOR THE CONTINUATION OF THE GENOCIDE

c) he willingly ended the USA’s involvement in the Paris Climate Accord

d) firing people does not make you a better president

e) tr*mp is not a politician. He is a failed businessman, and the only way he stayed wealthy enough to run was bc he inherited enough money to lose almost half and still stay rich.

f) finally, it is a crime to negotiate on behalf of the United States if you are not sanctioned to do so. So remember, every time he promises to ‘fix it’ before he takes office, he is threatening another crime!!

Cyndaquil S'mores

hi here's journeys end pointing at a frog

Your welcome