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cats merch idea that nobody will make: ballerina music boxes, but with victoria (white cat solo) and mistoffelees (turns obvi, the part where he flips his hands out during the brass blare). the victoria one would play the slow theme from the white cat solo. in my heart i want the misto music to be from the turns in the dance break but i don't think that would translate very well to a music box; realistically it would be a phrase of the "magical mister mistoffelees" chorus
you could probably make ones with other cats who have characteristic poses/music but i don't think it would translate as perfectly, you know?
w h e r e
can i get one of these beauties
Why tf does my friend have Vines on VHS lmao
Fleshlight boyfriend that can't think beyond "need cock" because I got him put on my unwashed bush for too long and his mind snapped like a twig so now he's legally classed as unfut fir work so he gets to stay at home all day as i alternate between forcing my cock down his throat and ruthlessly rutting his cunt
Making her rant about the book she is reading right now while my hands explore around her body. Seeing how focused she can be on the book depending on where I'm touching so i can find all her most sensitive spots.
Making her rant about the book she is reading right now while my hands explore around her body. Seeing how focused she can be on the book depending on where I'm touching so i can find all her most sensitive spots.
Seb and Nico should make some kind of podcast or show where they sit after every race weekend and discuss anything and everything. Results, rumors, teams, drivers, gossip, contracts and everything in between. Forget f1 media forget sky. I want these two Germans' unfiltered opinions on everything in this sport.
train plushys that are long and serpentine like a whole multiple unit u know?
I want to read the Lockwood and co books from Lockwoods POV so badly. He has the emotional range of a teapot with a unknown liquid in it and I need to hear him pine after her and supress his thoughts about how wonderful she is.
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gamers make for the perfect feedees because you can keep refilling their snacks while they are busy playing. can you imagine how many bags of junk food they would accidentally eat in a day? how many cans of soda they would finish because they keep reaching for more?
getting them so used to always having something in arms reach that they dont even notice themselves stretching out their arm to get more?
making them forget what it’s like to ever feel hungry, pleasuring them whenever they are comfortably full so they start associating the two. pushing their capacity more each day & not giving them any relief until you feel their belly bulging, constantly bloated
getting them so used to it that they get hard whenever they feel themselves getting full, knowing that the more they eat the sooner pleasure will come
god… it wouldnt even take long for them to outgrow their wardrobe, wearing sweatpants that stopped fitting 10 pounds ago and leave red marks all over their stomach ~
i cant wait for you to feel your fat gut resting on your lap once im done with you<3