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hi here's journeys end pointing at a frog
Your welcome
MAXIE GENERAL DATING HEAD CANNONS
These came to me at like 3am in the morning, anyway happy cyndaquil community day
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-please don't sit on his lap, his hip bones will stab you and he will snap under your weight no matter what
-stealing his glasses are a death wish, but watching him stumble after you is hilarious
-he had two different moods during the night "please cuddle me so hard I can't breathe" and "if you even brush against me I'll get groudon to boil you in lava" there is no in between
-very, very busy man, I mean come on hes running a whole entire evil company, of course he's busy
-he absolutely takes walks on Volcanos, if you can't handle heat, just go to team aqua you coward
-this man will blow away with the smallest gust of wind please hold him down
-hes one of those guys who flirts and compliments you by also insulting you, like saying your cuteness/handsomeness makes up with how stupid you are
-not a pet names kinda guy, he calls you your name and only your name
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I gots me a shiny typhlosion I named Eclair I'm gonna cry I'm so happy
Look at this unit of a typhlosion
tw: slight blood, noose, Rinnie being an idiot, silver almost dying
I AM IN PURE HELL I CAN'T TELL IF I JUST HAVE THE INTENSE NEED TO SHIT OR IF I'M ALLERGIC TO COFFEE I WANNA CRY
I am both Maxie (Pokémon ORAS) and Himiko Yumeno (Danganronpa V3) in one body (Golden Freddy style)
also MAXIE x SHUICHI SAIHARA 4EVER!
What's up with maxie and liking the color blue
So I'm making a cardboard cutout of glitchy red
he took 2 hours.
So I'm making a cardboard cutout of glitchy red
okay so like update: it wasnt the coffee, it was the cherry coke i chugged like 2 seconds before the coffee, caffeine hitted and i shitted
I AM IN PURE HELL I CAN'T TELL IF I JUST HAVE THE INTENSE NEED TO SHIT OR IF I'M ALLERGIC TO COFFEE I WANNA CRY
One more gold/Ethan creepypasta and I'm going to go insane
!! Scorched gold belongs to: @xx-l0stsi1v3r-xx !!
Alola, basically
P...pretty blood oc x Eluca content...
TW: gore, implied abuse??? Maybe???
caregiver Steven Stoughton x age regressor reader
(Chat...chat I'm going insane.....no request...only personal comfort) (yeah I'm an age regressor so what)
-this man adores cuddles omg, holds you tight against his chest and gives you lil pecks to your scalp.
-absolutely there for you at all times. are you scared of getting shots? He'll hold you in his lap and gently rub your back. scared of public gatherings? He'll make sure you're close to him at all times and holds your hand.
-carries a messenger bag with stuff you like/need. Headphones, fidgets, favorite snacks, etc.
-absolutely introduced you to Miki, made sure she wouldn't react too suddenly or anything that might scare you.
-he constantly carries bandages with him as a just in case if you fall and scrape your knee or even just get a paper cut.
-absolutely reads to you before bed, he has a big stack of books that him and Mike read as kids and he reads them to you, even hums a lullaby or two.
-100% bought you a charmander plushy.
-if you like cold pillows he will absolutely flip the pillow every time it gets warm to the point you don't like it, he wants his baby to be comfy.
-lets you play/do his hair, and if you don't wanna do your own, he'll do it for you (look at how much hair that man has and tell me he wouldn't be good at doing hair).
THIS WAS SO FUN TO WRITE OH MY GOD??? I did not expect to be able to write that so well
lmk iif you want a Mike version
no chat no i will not explain why im shiny hunting oshawott with sans. playing in the background shut up
Helloo :D I loved ur cg steven headcannons! Can you do mike ones as well?
I wrote this while eating cheezits lol
CAREGIVER Mike x AGE REGRESSOR reader
-loves giving you baths! Makes the water all for you and makes everything how you like it
-carries you EVERYWHERE and I mean it, gotta get down the stairs? You're in his arms immediately
-hums more than reading stories but will read to you if you request
-absolutely watches shows with you, his favorite to watch with you is definitely bluey
-adores cooking for you, Steven can't cool for shit lol
-not that good at doing hair, but he is good with outfits
Hope this was good! It was really fun to write :3
Curse this platform for not having any Mike gifs (img isn't by me)
Holds out hand with more pretty blood oc art
Hey asphyxiatedglitch fandom where are you guys im so lonely.
Frost Red x Reader headcannons
(i cant decide if i wanna do Blake or Grey or Glitchy next and my head hurts) (yeah i ment to make it age regress but i couldnt come up with anything lol) -does not show his real form at all, he's terrified of scaring you or driving you away, so he hides it at all costs -would drop everything if you said you're cold, he always has jackets with him and immediately gives you as many as you want -his body is very VERY cold, so he adores cuddles underneath blankets so that way you're not uncomfortable due to his body temperature! -more on the whole true form thing, he hides his pokemon from you, especially freakachu, he doesnt want you to get hurt especially by his own pokemon
once again, CURSE TUMBLR FOR NEVER POSTING ABOUT MY BOY
chat i had a dream last night where glitchy red was pregnant and it was my child...
Weirdest dream I'll ever have