Me And My Mutuals Rebloging The Same Post

Me and my mutuals rebloging the same post

It's time

MAXIE GENERAL DATING HEAD CANNONS

These came to me at like 3am in the morning, anyway happy cyndaquil community day

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-please don't sit on his lap, his hip bones will stab you and he will snap under your weight no matter what

-stealing his glasses are a death wish, but watching him stumble after you is hilarious

-he had two different moods during the night "please cuddle me so hard I can't breathe" and "if you even brush against me I'll get groudon to boil you in lava" there is no in between

-very, very busy man, I mean come on hes running a whole entire evil company, of course he's busy

-he absolutely takes walks on Volcanos, if you can't handle heat, just go to team aqua you coward

-this man will blow away with the smallest gust of wind please hold him down

-hes one of those guys who flirts and compliments you by also insulting you, like saying your cuteness/handsomeness makes up with how stupid you are

-not a pet names kinda guy, he calls you your name and only your name

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I gots me a shiny typhlosion I named Eclair I'm gonna cry I'm so happy

Look at this unit of a typhlosion

okay so like update: it wasnt the coffee, it was the cherry coke i chugged like 2 seconds before the coffee, caffeine hitted and i shitted

I AM IN PURE HELL I CAN'T TELL IF I JUST HAVE THE INTENSE NEED TO SHIT OR IF I'M ALLERGIC TO COFFEE I WANNA CRY

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.

It's ESPECIALLY ironic considering the comments on the post: