Every 21st Century Piece Of Writing Advice: Make Us CARE About The Character From Page 1! Make Us Empathize

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

*laughs nervously*

My unread books and my bank account when I buy a new novel:

The Choir gods are displeased,

I say with my Throat Dying (tm) and a Choir Class of Chaos (tm) this Morning 

Really fun I don’t post here often because I’ve been dedicating myself to not dying in college but my spam blog thrives

Anyways have the Ides of March coin I’ve been looking at too many coins recently

Odysseus on the moon: this is not my beautiful Ithaca. This is not my beautiful wife-

this text conversation about the odysseus spacecraft moon landing 🛬

I lost who originally made this, but I’ve had this on my wall for years, so I’d like to show it again!