I Imagine The Suitors Saying It Like This Scene

I imagine the suitors saying it like this scene

damn Odysseus really isnt back at Ithaca? he pissed off so many gods they put him on the moon? poor Penelope and Telemachus

I lost who originally made this, but I’ve had this on my wall for years, so I’d like to show it again!

Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

Me whilst writing: This is a masterpiece…I am a literary genius

Me whilst editing my writing: I am an abomination to the writing community

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

Really fun I don’t post here often because I’ve been dedicating myself to not dying in college but my spam blog thrives

Anyways have the Ides of March coin I’ve been looking at too many coins recently