AAAAAAAH Kicking And Screaming* These Two Aaaahhhhh I'm Gonna Die AAAAAAAH /positive I Swear

AAAAAAAH kicking and screaming* these two aaaahhhhh I'm gonna die AAAAAAAH 😩 😭 /positive I swear

I may or may not have gotten a bit silly with this one

So I got thinking about the Salty's episode, seeing how Pim is good cop, Charlie's bad cop, but oops! All cops are bad 😏🤣 But no, I kind of wanted to make some Charpim angst and maybe I'll edit it around a bit to work? Idk if this is going to be completely NSFW but there's definitely going to be some angst. I'm not sure about writing more because it's something I hardly ever do, and I feel like my brain is always fried lol. Me and my boyfriend were just chatting a bit, and I was trying to keep it PG-13 😂 but here's just some throwaways first, then we'll get to the meat of the story. Hopefully I can do some more 🤞

Warning: It's a bit kinky, but there's nothing too bad, mostly mentions of abuse but its a heart to heart moment I swear it's good I just IDK how to rate this at age wise I just don't know guys help 😔

Just playing around here It may not be completely fleshed out:

CHARLIE AND PIM FINALLY EMBRACE.

Charlie decided to confess his feelings to Pim, after the big Allan Adventure episode where he kissed Pim. Pim brought it up breifly and Charlie got all flustered about it and then decided to pull Pim aside to an empty room. Then it slowly became a talk session about Charlie and his girlfriend, and Pim's jealousy, and then turned into a 7 minutes in heaven kinda thing. And then things get spicy once Charlie takes Pim back to his apartment.

Charlie gets out a big bull whip

"ALL RIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU FLAT FOOTS STOLE MY LOLLIPOP?" 🫵😡

Pim is tied up to the bed, hearing Charlie's voice. Charlie was pointing to Pim, knowing full well that Pim was blindfolded.

Charlie is dressed in a cop outfit, dark blue, with a badge that says "Smile Patrol". He unties his black tie and smirks as he unbuttons his shirt slowly.

Charlie speaks to Pim in a low sultry voice.

"So... You stole a balloon...?"

Charlie cracks the whip by holding it end to end like a belt.

He gets closer to Pim on the bed. Charlie decided to remove Pim's blindfold anyways to reveal his look. "I wanna teach you the trick that Jombo taught me." He said seductively, smacking his lips. "Don't worry. I'm a professional!" Charlie gives a wink to Pim. Pim looks a little flustered as he's staring up and down Charlie's body. Charlie's legs are sprawled on the bed, and he scooches closer.

Charlie suddenly has to go to the bathroom and Pim is still tied to the bedframe "Uh, Pim. Hold that thought, I really gotta use the bathroom!"

Pim gives a nervous blushing smile and nods quickly. As Charlie carefully scooches off the bed, Pim let's out a little sigh.

In the distance, Charlie can be heard struggling with his fly.

"FUCK I HATE BELTS!!"

"Chawlie? Are you alright?"

Pim is barely audible.

"YEAH PIM, I JUST UH... CAN'T GET MY FLY UP! ITS FINE I'LL JUST UH..."

Charlie stumbles out of the bathroom with his fly down. Charlie is a bit flustered and still gives a cheeky grin directed towards Pim.

"So uh... Pim... Do you uh... Jesus Christ..."

Charlie puts one hand over his underwear, still trying to fiddle with the zipper. Trying to conceal his boner.

And then Pim gets a little dejected, wondering if he should just go home when, even with his fly down.

"Sorry, I couldn't zip up my pants and I thought..."

Pim let's out a huge sigh. "Charlie.. Maybe it's best we stop..."

Charlie, trying to hold back his beast says "What?? But... My flies down dude ... I was so ready!"

Charlie gives the whip into Pim's still tied up hand.

"I'll let you hold the whip."

Pim gives an annoyed look, throws the whip in Charlie's face and says "Don't you get it?! I don't like this because well...." *Starts crying*

"What?? Woah woah woah!! Pim let's talk about this!! It's okay!" Charlie unties Pim from bed with care; not to hurt him.

Charlie pulls in Pim close, holding him while Pim is crying.

Pim lifts his head up and rests it on Charlie's chest. "You know... The thing you said... When you 'wanna teach me the trick that Jombo taught you?'"

Charlie blushes. "Oh! Um... Well... He is kind of a weird sort, not gonna lie... But what about that?"

Pim, scooches away from Charlie and puts his index fingers together, looking away from Charlie. "Well, it just reminded me of when you were drunk... Threatening me with Jombo's knife...

Charlie's jaw dropped. Realizing what he's done, he put his hand over his face in embarrassment. "Oh my God... Pim... I'm so sorry... I just... I REALLY wanted to impress you in the moment... But if that made you uncomfortable somehow... I--"

Pim drops his arms to his side, Pim forming two fists. "It did! Well ... It reminded me... of my father... how he would get drunk and...." Pim starts crying again, putting his hands up to his face, trying to catch his tears.

Charlie puts one hand on Pim's back again, and one hand on Pim's face, trying to also catch his tears. "Hey now! I'm sorry Pim! Ah fuck... I feel like an asshole now..." Charlie hangs his arms down as his nose droops down.

Charlie lifts his arms back up, opening his palms up and lifting up his nose. "But hey! At least we know that knife isn't real, right? Hehe?"

Pim looks up to Charlie's face, mysteriously covered in tears, yet he's smiling ear to ear.

Charlie is still looking sad as ever, as if he busted into tears at last minute before Pim could look. "Pim. Listen. I promise you. We will figure this out. If you don't feel comfortable with something, you need to give me a shout! I won't let ANYONE EVER hurt you EVER AGAIN. I uh..." Charlie looks to the side while scratching back of head, taking off the cop hat. "I'm in NO position to say that after all... You know, with what happened in the alien ship..... I don't want to be the one to hurt you..."

Pim is starting to remember everything that happened at that party. He even almost forgot about his friend Bill dying. "Wait... When you hit me in the nose... When you were arguing with the aliens?" Pim looks down, then looks back up at Charlie, laughing hysterically.

Charlie starts laughing nervously. "Hehehe... What are we-- Why are we laughing-- what's going on with us??"

Both of them laughing, Pim grabs Charlie's hands and looks Charlie directly in the eyes.

Seriousness intent initiates.

"For fuck's sake, Charlie. I have to agree, you are picking way too many fights these days... I like that in you for whatever reason, it awakened something...primal in me..."

Pim quickly jumps on Charlie, unbuttoning his cop uniform top

Charlie does his iconic GULP.

"What do you uh... What do you wanna do...?"

Charlie's pacemaker starts making some noises.

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

RAISED HEART RATE DETECTED

Author's note: I don't know if my writing has improved or not since I have not done this kind of thing in a LONG time. I feel like my serious tone is still silly. Or maybe that's part of the Smiling Friends writing style charm? Not sure. Anyways I hope to write more if I'm not easily distracted as always. Anyways I think I might find another artist website to post to but I'm not sure what at the moment. I thought of DA and AO3 lately, but my old deviant art account has my legal name on it and I don't want to buy core to just change it. I don't have an Ao3 account though, but I'm wondering if I should start one. I need suggestions! Because organization on Tumblr is basically non-existent. 😭 Okay byeeee~!

Eh I feel like I have a lot to say but idk if I wanna stir the pot. So first of all I don't remember what the heck happened in 2020 besides COVID and my big mental break down. So it's VERY likely that I had no idea that Smiling Friends was in the works. That said, did Zach Hadel and Michael Cusack ever wear masks and all that? I've also been hearing from a streamer that I see frequently that COVID is still a big threat, and I'm not exactly sure if that's true, but the hospital I work at is starting to phase COVID out as a normal cleaning room instead of an isolation room. On top of that, for whatever reason I failed my n-95 fit test, so I need to figure out how to use a PAPR. I don't know if an n-95 will do much good for me? Because they were able to find out that the fogging on my glasses means there's a gap in my mask. So idk. I feel like Charlie in this situation, except maybe my nose is actually too small? Idk.

Smiling Friends if they had to deal with COVID-19

Help my Uncel’s family , BE THE CHANGE

https://gofund.me/b3422cda

You make Pim autistic, Charlie's autistic too! 🫵😡

frick it smiling friends LGBTQ+ headcanons

Pim and Charlie are hella bi

Alan is aroace

Glep is nonbinary probably

Mr. Boss is transmasc (he had top surgery after his baby was weened off breastfeeding)

(bonus non-LGBTQ+ headcanon: Pim is autistic)

Idk I feel like it would be really cool to see Mr Boss go OOGLY GOO on the drums, but there's some band tension as he breaks out into random unprompted drum solos. Charlie's totally bass guitar. I can see him slapping that thing like Les Claypool. Maybe he's got big hands? 🤔

Somebody has probably already done this but I love smiling friends band au so here's who I think are on what instrument and what not

Alan is the pianist/keyboard. He has long fingers and can actually stretch them wide enough to play so... why not?

Charlie would either be the bassist or lead guitarist. He would look SO GOOD with a guitar on him, I don't think it matters, bass or lead. If he did play bass, he would have a lot of fun doing the slapping thing? I'm not sure what it's called. It sounds cool though, trust me.

Pim is the lead singer. I think he could hide his accent a bit when he's singing but after shows he would probably have a heavy accent due to letting his voice and throat rest and do whatever they do naturally. When I see Pim's room, I think that he likes to take care of himself and spaces around him. After shows, I would like to belive he would make great friends with the janitors that work at the shows, since he goes and cleans up after the peoples trash just laying around. The only downside is that some people (who like the band, or are just assholes) purposely leave more around just to try to piss Pim off... but no, he doesn't mind it. He likes helping the community. (I want to squish him between my fingers, he is my favorite.)

Glep is a drummer with comically long drummer sticks. I rest my case.

Mr. Boss would probably be the band manager. I can't see him playing anything, and I think he would like to manage everything anyways.