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Chris looked in the mirror. Gosh. He needed to front more.

Maybe what he needed was no fly. Maybe he needed a neoprene ring. Maybe it needed to be latex instead. You know what, now he was thinking about it, maybe it was Maybelline after all. If we could just get a final answer there, we could all move on.

With that jingle still lingering in his ear, Chris decided he would check in with their Euro pal, Gustavio to gain some clarity around the otherwise questionable brand of makeup. As Maybelline’s first male Cover Girl, that smoking charmer could easily do an inside job.

Chris paused to think.

That dreamboat Gustavio was a really good in, like a really good in. Now that he was really thinking, Gustavio got in Chris and Brad every time they saw him. Like every time. Was there anyone that man didn’t do twice?

Chris and his bf were always the first to tell anyone it really was that good with Gustavio. The first time was truly biblical, but the second… Well, let’s just say you stop waiting for Jesus after that second coming!

After a smiled chuckle followed by a low and long ‘hmmmmmm,’ Chris caught himself in the mirror once again. He was fronting BIG time.

“Sweet!" His boyfriend Brad would be all over this. The awesome part was that he was gay just like Chris so such gifts never went to waste.

Where was that man anyway? They needed to be gay together for this inside job w/Gustavio…

Chris paused to take another hard look in the mirror. You know, these affirmation sessions were really cranking out some good sh*t.

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THEY KILLED THE CHARLIE!!! 😱 Turn on smiling friends it doesn't matter what episode... UAAHHH! 😩

I'm sorry... No I'm not fuck you 🤣🤣

this town ain big enuff fer the two of us pardner

i found you faker