His Name Is Mike. He Has No Ass.

His name is Mike. He has no ass.

Buck Bumble Gender reveal LIT edition

Buck rubbed his stomach with a small smile, he looked up at Gex, the Gecko who filled the hole in his broken heart. The honeymoon was going swell, even if they already have buns in the oven they still found ways to have fun around Zootopia. Gex peeled off the pink bunny suit as he lays in bed with his bee lover, his scaly head nuzzling the fuzzy stomach of his lover and his kin brewing in that same stomach. Gex felt at peace, he then grabbed the grenade ball to show the gender, he yeeted it and it explodes outside. Buck chuckled at his reptilian husbands excitement. They saw that the color was blue. The next day, they saw the news talking about Fruity Spamton and then that there was a California fire because of their fucking baby.

Had an idea on Shadow The Hedgehog riding on a Thanator from Avatar for a few days, now I give you this masterpiece. It’s basically a story I’m going to make which is literally just Shadow The Hedgehog the video game but tweaked with my own ADHD flair and added oc’s and such. Please Disney don’t hunt me for sport for doing this lmao.

The..Odd Encounter (more crack ships)

Buratino's friends were happy, everything was good and life was great for the wooden boy, but...he felt unhappy, like something in his life was not there and..he wished it was there, all that changed when he met King Julian, the ring tailed lemur who ruled over all of the other lemur’s in Madagascar..that was till his fatal accident, the king was depressed and he was just as lonely as Buratino, so when the wooden bastard went over to Julian it was as if they were made for each other, yet..the way they met was interesting, you see the king was paralyzed so he accidentally ran Buratino over with his wheelchair, the king was horrified that he thought he ran over the wooden BOY......but he was actually 35 and had a mortgage  and in Julian’s eyes Buratino was a God. They soon became friends and then actually soon started to fall for each other, and they then ruled Madagascar with an iron fist. THE END

Should I make actually good content or keep making weird ships?

As of right now I’m really not in a good mindset but this question came into my ADHD wave patters so......what do you guys say? Vote in the comments or something.

Please SOMEONE send me an Umbeon from build a bear im dying to get my grubby claws on one-