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The boys are eepy and wake up in the Team Dark house lol.

Good God the first showing of how I haven’t drawn my favorite character in 10 years- I was that edgy kid who fell in love with the edge lord and wanted to be like him when I grow up. Shadow has been a pretty big influence on my art and how I want my characters to be portrayed as. Also- I headcanon that he’s a huge Beatles fan even if he looks all edgy and stuff lol-

And finally…I MADE A SONIC OC- he doesn’t have an official name yet but he’s known as Gershom (meaning “stranger” or “exile.”), for now he’s a little coyote pup who was adopted by Shadow after a event that happened that has stuff to do with backstory stuff. So enjoy this!!!

Shout out to the fromsoft baddies I will sloppy kiss all of you -🐛

Yes indeed-

Cahara but Willy Wonk. One of my BESTIES @revo-depresso made the cursed joke about Cahara looking like Timothée Chalamet which was cursed. So enjoy this piece of trash lol.

Cahara but Willy Wonk. One of my BESTIES @revo-depresso made the cursed joke about Cahara looking like Timothée Chalamet which was cursed. So enjoy this piece of trash lol.

*COUGH COUGH* TOTALLY NOT POSTING HAZBIN HOTEL OC KIDS FOR HUSK *COFF COF*

Everyone meet Luka and Samuil, they are good boys and are very confused why their father is in the Hazbin hotel when they haven’t seen him in 14 years lol. Maybe more info on them soon???? If this even gets out to people-

His name is Mike. He has no ass.

Please SOMEONE send me an Umbeon from build a bear im dying to get my grubby claws on one-

Had an idea on Shadow The Hedgehog riding on a Thanator from Avatar for a few days, now I give you this masterpiece. It’s basically a story I’m going to make which is literally just Shadow The Hedgehog the video game but tweaked with my own ADHD flair and added oc’s and such. Please Disney don’t hunt me for sport for doing this lmao.

The inner core of my being is screaming.

The Solstice body of the mind has slowly eradicated itself into an ever-growing void of pain that has been hidden out of sight and out of mind of the body. The pain will never go away from this Godless earth. The world has turned its back on this poor creature, so the soul of this being that was once pure, will now be tainted with the scars of the past, present and future of all that is unholy. This being is a sinful beast that will burn in the fiery pits of Hell.

THIS creature, that was once an angel was torn to shreds by the godless beings that were called to arms to help this once innocent creature. This same creature that had tried for years to get over its fears and challenges was succumbed to the drowning red waters of the sinful pieces of its torn body.

It begs for forgiveness, yet the beings around it see the prayers going on deaf ears, for they bashed the beasts head with a metal slide. The beast tried to walk it off as if it was nothing, but the blood and scars littered the poor creatures skull as it grew.

The creature has cried for years. It needs a home. it begs for a family. It is so tired of the stress that the world has placed upon it.

The creature is still crying. Please, anyone can you hear my screams.

The Son of the Medali Gym Leader

Krash looked around the new town he was in, he never realized till now that he’d finally see his dad after the divorce. Krash looked down at the ground, this alerted his Skeledirge as he nudged his trainers cheek in worry. Giving a soft growl of concern. Krash shook his head and gave a reassuring pet to his Skeledirge’s snout, ”it’s ok bud, let’s just fight his gym and get some food after” Krash said, his voice raspy from the strain; his voice has always been like this, it was mostly due to how he was born with a nerve problem causing hoarseness in his voice. So mostly he tries not to talk much but speaks in sign.

The more often he practiced, the less affected his vocal cords become. His Skeledirge seemed to accept the answer but still worriedly nuzzled him before letting out a low growl. “It’ll be alright bud, I’ve got my best friend to look after me” Krash reassured his Skeledirge as they started making their way over to the gym that he was supposed to battle. Krash’s father is the Medali gym leader, he hasn’t seen his father since he was four and knowing that he’s going to fight his dad sent a little worry in his heart. Krash stopped dead in his tracks, his Skeledirge bumped into him lightly, he was frozen. Skeledirge growled in confusion as he looked at his trainer, Krash saw his dad. The Medali gym leader. Larry.

CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!!!

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Jimmy’s Mom has Got it Going On

Carl Wheezer gazed lovingly at Jimmy Neutron’s mom……JUDY. He wanted so badly to be with her, yet he couldn’t, for you see, their forbidden love was too POWERFUL for anyone to comprehend, except for Sheen, he’s obsessed with Ms. Bitters, the middle school teacher from ZIM ZAM THE SPACEMAN. Carl felt a Draconian feeling when he saw Hugh kiss Carl’s wifu, he felt nothing but anger from seeing the blonde vixen being drifted away from some lunatic duck man. Carl sighs as he looks down at his notebook, it's a poorly drawn image of him and Judy as they embrace with dolphins with wings jumping out of the water with a beach setting behind them as Carl’s buff body holds Judy closely. Carl saw Jimmy approach him, with that stupid ice cream lookin’ ass hair cut he always wore, Carl was jealous of the boy genius as he did not understand the complex beauty that is…Jimmy’s mom who ALWAYS has it going on. “Hey Carl!” Jimmy spat, anger and voice cracking in his voice as he glared down at the chad Carl, “Oh…hey Jimmy” Carl mumbled, seeing his best friend angered by now finding out that his mom and Carl had an affair that has been going on for twenty five years. Carl and Jimmy got into an epic battle that lasted a fortnight, Carl won. Carl went back to Judy and then………….adult stuff idfk.

THE END

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AlcRU3GgcY

Socrates nutz

It is Time.............................

The Edgy Love (crackship)

Morbius gazed longingly at Sonic.EXE, his cold heart beating fast whenever he saw the demonic blue blur. Morbius though has a forbidden crush, the blue blur was already taken..by Jeff the Killer. Morbius huffs a harsh sigh, he sees Sonic.EXE go over to him and his heart starts to race. ‘Hey Morbius! How’ve you been?’ Sonic.EXE said as he smiled as he patted the cripples back. Morbius blushed and smiled slightly, ‘I-I’ve been good!’ The vampire stuttered out, he leaned his head closely to the blue blur, he breathed in the Ax body spray and the smell of rotten eggs. Sonic.EXE held Morbius closely, he knew that he shouldn’t be holding his childhood friend like this but..it felt so right, Morbius quickly kissed Sonic.EXE’s cheek. The blue blurs cheeks turned a bright red, he kissed Morbius fully (with tongue I guess), Morbius gasped and kissed Sonic.EXE back, not worrying about the decrease in his movie reviews. Sonic.EXE knew that..Jeff would dump him if he found out..so he quickly pulled away panting “Th-this..this isn’t right..” the demonic hedgehog spoke softly, Morbius began to tear up as he leaned his head on his chest “I..I understand Bluey..” Morbius said in a hushed tone, Sonic.EXE’s ears twitched, he quickly set Morbius back on his crutches when he heard Jeff’s footsteps echo in the empty school. “Aye speedy! Are you ready for the date?” Jeff’s gruff voice said he ignored Morbius’ glares and his own image. Sonic.EXE nodded and held Jeff’s hand waving bye to Morbius. Morbius gave Sonic.EXE a weary smile, he knew that..he had to stay away from Sonic.EXE, so for now he will watch from afar and pray that he and Sonic.EXE will finally be together.

The end…………??

Should I make actually good content or keep making weird ships?

As of right now I’m really not in a good mindset but this question came into my ADHD wave patters so......what do you guys say? Vote in the comments or something.

Who's the man in the corner

Jane Doe

The..Odd Encounter (more crack ships)

Buratino's friends were happy, everything was good and life was great for the wooden boy, but...he felt unhappy, like something in his life was not there and..he wished it was there, all that changed when he met King Julian, the ring tailed lemur who ruled over all of the other lemur’s in Madagascar..that was till his fatal accident, the king was depressed and he was just as lonely as Buratino, so when the wooden bastard went over to Julian it was as if they were made for each other, yet..the way they met was interesting, you see the king was paralyzed so he accidentally ran Buratino over with his wheelchair, the king was horrified that he thought he ran over the wooden BOY......but he was actually 35 and had a mortgage  and in Julian’s eyes Buratino was a God. They soon became friends and then actually soon started to fall for each other, and they then ruled Madagascar with an iron fist. THE END

Bill Cipher in The Forbidden Love (shitty fanfic)

Bill huffed as he looked over at his purple spooned lover, he quietly crawls out of their shared bed, grabbing his hat and cane as he stares off into the empty void. He knew that he shouldn’t be with her yet..he couldn’t resist her! Her purple smoothness felt nice on his rough hands, he then started to think about his real lover..Chip the Wolf. They both have been together for as long as Bill can remember, yet..the spark that was once there is no longer in their relationship, Bill then felt Spooky Spoon go behind him and fix his hat, ‘You coming back to bed Bill?’ She asked, the triangular man sighed and nodded ‘yeah, I was just thinking..about Chip-’ the spoon lady then nuzzled his cheek, his body heating up from the contact...maybe it wouldn’t be so bad being with her. 

who else is better than herobrine?

N from Pokemon black & white.

Herobrine is better than Dream

Wikipedia

Buck Bumble Gender reveal LIT edition

Buck rubbed his stomach with a small smile, he looked up at Gex, the Gecko who filled the hole in his broken heart. The honeymoon was going swell, even if they already have buns in the oven they still found ways to have fun around Zootopia. Gex peeled off the pink bunny suit as he lays in bed with his bee lover, his scaly head nuzzling the fuzzy stomach of his lover and his kin brewing in that same stomach. Gex felt at peace, he then grabbed the grenade ball to show the gender, he yeeted it and it explodes outside. Buck chuckled at his reptilian husbands excitement. They saw that the color was blue. The next day, they saw the news talking about Fruity Spamton and then that there was a California fire because of their fucking baby.

The Wedding (Fanfiction non-canon) SFW

Bubsy teared up as he looks at Buck, the bee is in a full black and yellow wedding dress that has a little holster for his laser gun. “Wowie you look so beautiful Bucky!” the lynx smiled as he took Buck’s arm(s?) in his arm as he walked down the aisle with him, and there he was..Gex the Gecko looking at his beautiful bride Buck Bumble. Gex held Buck’s hands as they look over at Pasteur Zacharie from the hippity hoppity game OFF “well my amigos I don’t know why I’m here so kiss the bride furries” he said as Gex and Buck bumble shared a very passionate kiss, Gex’s grape smelling cologne intoxicated Buck’s antennas twitched with pleasure of the Gecko’s smell.

THE END