NYX ULRIC FOR MOST FUCKABLE CAMPAIGN: Day 3

NYX ULRIC FOR MOST FUCKABLE CAMPAIGN: Day 3

Woe, I be upon ye, with a lovingly crafted, academically cited argument as to why Nyx Ulric is more fuckable than Biggs FF7 for the @most-fuckable-ff-man poll. (Listen, Sephiroth is just going to win the trophy in the end because Final Fantasy fans are basic, can we at least knock out the rest of FF7 and give the other games a chance?) I have provided compelling evidence for most cases, please do your due diligence as a free thinking tumblrina and click through the links. It is my firm stance that, if presented in his full context, you will find that Nyx Ulric is indeed more fuckable than the opposing candidate.

VOTE NYX!

leather pants need I say more?

chest scars don't you just want to trace them... with tongue?

TATTOOS that mean something, don't you want to crack him open during pillow talk and find out what?

dom energy if you don't see it you ain't old enough to vote sorry

SCRUFF (see above)

smolder

bitchin jacket

supermodel strut

love a man in uniform

immigrant spirit

loyal to a fault

feminist

pansexual (I know more than you)

literally on fire and looks good doing it

heroic jawline, bastard smirk

culturally significant braids (a man with no culture is not fuckable sorry biggs you have no roots)

stays dead like a real man and doesn't need daddy square enix to deus ex machina his ass for franchising purposes like a capitalist COWARD biggs

MODELED AFTER A GAY FRENCH PORN STAR FR

fights imperialist bastards and looks good doing it

spits in the face of god

told a 100 crusty old ghost monarchs to go fuck themselves and they rewarded him for it

voiced by that breaking bad guy you're all obsessed with

his weapon of choice is these bad boys. takes a real fuckable guy to look your enemy in the eyes as he bleeds out beneath you

stared down the threat of tentacle porn and did not even flinch. fuckable - the freaky kind

i'm sorry, did biggs take on one of the most fearsome bosses in final fantasy single handedly and WIN? did he take down more than one?? no I don't think so, you'd need to be a main character to do that /shot

this is what he looks like when wet.

Fellow simps, if you're out there, feel free to add and reblog so the masses know what they're missing. I will not be taking questions from the press at this time. Please vote responsibly.

Bootivation [1/??]

Poll #8

Last week's vote (which is technically not yet over, but we're close enough) had a very interesting distribution. Over a third voted for the same answer, and the "lowest" respect options had a decent amount of votes, but the extreme options (official position in the glaive/outcast in the community, and unofficial respect in the glaive/official rank in the community) both had 0 votes.

It makes us want to pick people's brains. If you have the time, please let us know your thoughts on your vote! It's always so interesting to hear.

We will have the deep dive up shortly, but in the meantime, the next vote:

Poll #9

We have four weeks until Nyx Week! This is not a drill! Where has the time gone?

Last week had a rather bell-like distribution, with a little over a third of the votes agreeing that greater that 70% of the Glaives are Galahdan, and a little under a third saying that at least 50% are. So majority Galahdans seems very popular! Though most people seem to believe there are at least a mix.

Our quiz this week is pretty much completely subjective. We would love to hear your thoughts or your additional ideas, but unfortunately we can only include nine options. So...

We missed a lot of options because of the limits of the polls, so please feel free to add ones we missed! We just want to stir conversation.

You could also add whether you think Nyx enjoys doing the hobby or watching it (especially for performance art like music) or which particular aspects of the category you think (maybe you think Nyx is great at drums but cannot hold a tune or act, for instance)

Whatever your choice and your thoughts, good luck with all your dreaming and creating, and thank you for enriching fandom.

Kingsglaive: Final Fantasy XV (2016)

Nyx Ulric 4/?

15 Questions!

@blossom-adventures Aww, thank you for tagging me! I like those kind of games :) (hope your cosplay is turning out great!❤️) Also I would like to tag @yuafukuda @naptimes-bestfriend and anyone else who would like to participate :) 

1. Are you named after anyone? Actually, no. My mum told me that she just liked the name very much. (It´s better than Teresa, my father wanted that) 

2. When was the last time you cried? I don´t cry these days, usually one single angry tear slips, but I am trying not to. I was/am very emotional person, and I am trying to tone it down.

3. Do you have kids? I don´t have a kids, I am not planning to have them. But I was told that I am kinda the MOM friend in my group of friends. (And that is really enough)

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Ahhh, like I do but ... When I am trying to be sarcastic, it idoesn´t sound  like that. And then I am trying to say something and it sounds sarcastic. XD

5. What sports do you/have you played? I liked to play volleybal with my friends. That was usually lots of fun. And badminton with my mum. I also like to swim, but these days I have issues with ... going into water.

6. What’s the first thing you notice about other people? Hmm ... that really depends ... It´s probably body language. Like if you´re approachable or not. Then whatever I like at other people.(Hands, arms, eyes and smile)

7. Eye colour? Mainly blue, but around my pupils is green and brown mix.

8. Scary movies or happy endings? I hate scary movies or horrors. My friend once took me on IT. I was covering my eyes almost the entire time. So definitively happy endings.

9. Any special talents? Eh, I can bend slightly my knuckles? Does that count?

10. Where were you born? Louny, Czech Republic

11. What are your hobbies? Well, I love to read, listen to music, watching movies and serials, playing video games. Also writing, and I like to take care of my flowers. ( I am no gardener. but it still brings me joy)

12. Do you have any pets? Sadly not in my current flat.(They aren´t allowed here :( But at my dad´s house I have two cats Tlapka and Toffee. 

13. How tall are you? 173 cm, which is 5´8, I believe in feet.

14. Favourite subject in school? History, especially ancient one.

15. Dream job? Travel guide, probably. I love to travel to different destinations, meeting locals,tasting their cuisine. Also the history of those places, that´s something nice.