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Cate Blanchett as Lou Miller in Ocean’s Eight ✨ ✨ ✨
Injustice Gods Among Us #36
me: raise both hands
Tredd: Idiot, you can raise just one hand! raises hand
me: Nah, it´s double confirmation. I am devouted to the case.
Luche and Pelna: facepalms
Drautos: A question has arisen thanks to many, many conversations I've overheard—how many of you want to sleep with me?
Half the Glaive: raises their hands
Drautos: Is there any reason for this?
Crowe, from somewhere in the back: BIG. DICK. ENERGY
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( @turnourterrorintogold )
NYX ULRIC FOR MOST FUCKABLE CAMPAIGN: Day 3
Woe, I be upon ye, with a lovingly crafted, academically cited argument as to why Nyx Ulric is more fuckable than Biggs FF7 for the @most-fuckable-ff-man poll. (Listen, Sephiroth is just going to win the trophy in the end because Final Fantasy fans are basic, can we at least knock out the rest of FF7 and give the other games a chance?) I have provided compelling evidence for most cases, please do your due diligence as a free thinking tumblrina and click through the links. It is my firm stance that, if presented in his full context, you will find that Nyx Ulric is indeed more fuckable than the opposing candidate.
VOTE NYX!
leather pants need I say more?
chest scars don't you just want to trace them... with tongue?
TATTOOS that mean something, don't you want to crack him open during pillow talk and find out what?
dom energy if you don't see it you ain't old enough to vote sorry
SCRUFF (see above)
smolder
bitchin jacket
supermodel strut
love a man in uniform
immigrant spirit
loyal to a fault
feminist
pansexual (I know more than you)
literally on fire and looks good doing it
heroic jawline, bastard smirk
culturally significant braids (a man with no culture is not fuckable sorry biggs you have no roots)
stays dead like a real man and doesn't need daddy square enix to deus ex machina his ass for franchising purposes like a capitalist COWARD biggs
MODELED AFTER A GAY FRENCH PORN STAR FR
fights imperialist bastards and looks good doing it
spits in the face of god
told a 100 crusty old ghost monarchs to go fuck themselves and they rewarded him for it
voiced by that breaking bad guy you're all obsessed with
his weapon of choice is these bad boys. takes a real fuckable guy to look your enemy in the eyes as he bleeds out beneath you
stared down the threat of tentacle porn and did not even flinch. fuckable - the freaky kind
i'm sorry, did biggs take on one of the most fearsome bosses in final fantasy single handedly and WIN? did he take down more than one?? no I don't think so, you'd need to be a main character to do that /shot
this is what he looks like when wet.
Fellow simps, if you're out there, feel free to add and reblog so the masses know what they're missing. I will not be taking questions from the press at this time. Please vote responsibly.
Cate Blanchett as Lou Miller in Ocean’s Eight ✨ ✨ ✨
some kpop idols just exude big dick energy. like i just know that they're packing and the thought itself makes me weak in the knees. i'm looking at you specifically taehyung, jeno, mark, wonwoo and seungcheol!!!!!
Okay but while we're being whore knee about Kinn, he really walked into Vegas' own fucking house, smacked the shit out of him, pointed a gun at him, ordered him around, and then fucked the guy he'd spent the past week trying to seduce in his fucking bathroom. We stan
Just going by vibes alone, I know your cock is big. 🥰
There's an easy way to find out 😉 onlyfans.com/TransGoddessMichelle
hint hint, you're not wrong
Life Tip #46
assert your dominance by slamming your bare face into a fresh pile of snow with no context or explanation. if i saw somebody do that from outta nowhere, i wouldn’t know what the hell was going on but damn does that radiate bde
What would Black Widow say?? Because she’s definitely got that BDE.
Peter, v-logging with his phone camera: Hi I’m Spi- I mean, Peter Parker, and today we’re going to witness firsthand people’s reactions after they’re told they have big dick energy. Let’s go!
Peter: What’s up, Thor. Dude, I just wanted you to know that you radiate big dick energy today.
Thor: God of thunder in the streets, god of big dick in the sheets, I suppose.
Peter, checking to see if he’s still recording then proceeding to give a thumbs up: I stan so hard. Legends only.
Peter, bumping into Steve reading the paper: Cap! Ah, have a moment? Word on the street is that you have big dick energy. Thoughts?
Steve, choking on his coffee: I-I guess the serum did have… its effects…
Peter: Oh my god.
Peter, finding Bucky watering flowers: Hey, man. Love what you did with your hair today, may I enlighten you on the fact that you have, putting it modestly, very big dick energy?
Bucky, looking into the camera like he’s on the office: …Parker what the hell.
Peter, breaking into the sanctum: Wow doctor, looks like you got a super serious case of chronic big dick energy there.
Strange: Listen. There’s kinetic, potential, thermal, chemical, electrical, even the vague concept of dark energy. But there is no big dick or whatever you just—
Peter: You’re no fun.
Peter, after buying a plane ticket and flying to Wakanda unsupervised: As king and black panther, your highness, your reign is supreme and so is your big dick energy.
T'challa, amidst a breakdown: Noo!!! Stop!! You and Shuri, I am begging you, please, I have no idea what that means!!!!
Peter, approaching Tony relaxing on a lounge chair: Now for The Man. The one and only, genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. Mr. Stark, are you aware you have big dick energy?
Tony, lowering his shades: Kid, I invented big dick energy.
Peter, tearing up: I know.
Dick Grayson from Chapter 6 of Eat a Real Meal Dammit, or, Five Times Dick Mother Hens His Family into Eating and One Time Dick is Mother Henned into Eating by TheWitchBoy on ao3.
HOW CAN YOU NOT BE OBSESSED WITH HIM?!?!!!!?!?!?!!?!!
