18, MTF, horny nerd.
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Doing this because it makes me happy •Ꮂ•. Im making it difficult on all of you though.
1 note- I'll go drink water
10 notes - I'll set alarms to actually care for myself
50 notes - set up a daily productivity system so I stop wasting my time doing nothing.
100 notes - ask my friends to help me buy a skirt
500 notes - get a bra & a whole bunch of other affirming clothing !!!
1k - tell my dad that my gf is also trans
2.5k - ask my dad to address me by my prefferred name & pronouns 1k went pretty poorly, so I dont feel super comfortable making an attempt on this.
5k - try to get therapy/psychologist
10k - girl mode at all times (start actively wearing makeup/clothing/doing voice training around people at all times)
50k - try for HRT (0% chance) (also no guarantee on this one)
Asfgg. It feels surprisingly good to have a bunch of strangers who want me to be happy
I have now set up alarms for eating, waking up, and hygene related stuff. I seriously doubt we get to 500, but this has made me significantly happier •Ꮂ•
Doing some math... 25 notes in 4 hours. 6.25 notes per hour. 8000 hours or 333 days until this hits 50k. Hrt in a year ig.
Um. Wow. Its been a day, and we're almost at 300. Everything 500 & below was supposed to be things I'd do with minimal intervention. But now, we're getting to the scarier stuff. I am very intimidated, but also excited
My gf really badly wanted to be here when I buy some of the clothing, so the skirt will be this week, the rest of the clothing will be when she comes back from vacation
Saying that you're force femming me is so not allowed. This is unfair. You have no right to make me feel the ways Im feelingggg. Stop making me happy.
Welp. I told him about my girlfriend. And things went about as poorly as expected. He said that Im parroting what other people think. Slowly taking little parts of them, and applying them to myself. Specifically, being trans. He didnt even leave it to maybes. He said with certainty that I was copying everyone else. I know 9 trans people total. Only 2 of them are my close friends. Everyone else, Im barely aquaintences with. I should have told him that regardless of whatever theories he has, this has boosted my confidence massively. Slightly less excited for 2.5k notes. At least everything after that is very positive. And at least this lets me talk about my girlfriend for ages. I dont have to say her deadname through gritted teeth. Oh context. He already knows Im trans but was ignoring it.
I GOT A SKIRT!!!!!
i agree it's really annoying, it was fun playing an unbalanced game when i was younger, but now Xenthar the 13th level assassin capable of killing a lesser god is more annoying than anything
It's probably bad that the 1-to-20 campaign has become such a lauded thing in D&D culture. Like, I think it probably creates a pressure to keep going with a campaign long after it should be done, and 5e's already tenuous balance breaks down even harder at high levels, so it's taxing on DMs, etc.
But I am endlessly grateful that it has given us the tradition of reddit DMs doing AMAs after completing one. That's just very funny. "I hung out with my friends regularly for like, three years. Interview me about it."
Like, okay buddy, what should I ask? How many of them did you make out with, and what's your plan for improving those numbers next quarter?
it took me a second to realise this was upside down lol wish i looked like that tbh
Upside down tummy Tuesday now with underboob
Hello friends, first we appreciate your support for lgbtiqa refugees in Kenya. This is to keep you posted about how life is increasingly hard for queer people in Kenya( Kakuma camp)
We got attacked yesterday and three of our friends got injured on the head and others got minor injuries. We are seeking financial support so that our friends can get proper treatment. In the picture is a lesbian whose head was beaten with a stone and we need to help her urgently. We need to take her to an x-ray scan and findout whether she is ok.
The hospital requires us to pay $250 and so we please need you to help witj any amount you can. We slwo have other frienfs that got attavked but not as bad as this.
See gofundme below
See picture below
works if you're trans too
girlies if u dont have a vibrator yet. buy one. asap. it will change your life. i went from masturbating once a week to three times a day. i am a changed woman.
the two types of posts I see
seriously I've been designing a "hybrid" monopropellant-ion engine rocket (for fun yk) that has the capability (possibly) to reach the moon and it would be less expensive (after testing and stuff, and not considering labor costs) to build the rocket and go to the moon than it would be to go some universities.
people are so mad that kids are right and school does actually suck and university is in fact an expensive class barrier.
did somebody say my name?
Little miss gets wet at being told what to do
lmao
I almost cried reading this I wish someone would have done this for me
Idk who needs to hear this but take that early transition girl out. Dress her up all pretty and assure her that anyone who dares to say a negative word will have to contend with you. Do her makeup and gently talk her through the steps, do one eye for her and let her try the other one on her own. Kiss her lips and watch the way she grins like a maniac at the imprint that her black lipstick leaves behind. Take her out to the movies or to the mall, walk around and buy her a pair of good boots without letting her look at the price tag, watch the way she smiles shyly and swoons even while insisting she doesn't need them. Tell her 'My love. You loved them instantly and they had your size- it's fate, they're meant to be yours,' and then help her sit down in one of the mall chairs to put them on, watch the way she prances around in them like an excited little girl.
Hold her hand and talk to the lady at Rue 21 for her because you know she's insecure about her voice. Go in the dressing room with her and gently help her into the skirt she was eyeing- one foot, a second, shimmy, shimmy, up- followed by a wonderfully soft sweater that falls just right over her frame. Hug her from behind while she looks in the mirror and feels beautiful, basking in her euphoria. Whisper into her ear how proud you are of her- how brave she is, how beautiful, how honored you are to be able to share this journey with her.
Take her to dinner and kiss her while you wait for your food, run your hands down her freshly shaven arms and gently caress over the back of her neck. Offer her some of your ramen while you take a bite of her fried rice, and clumsily attempt to feed her a bite of sushi with some chopsticks.
And then. Take her home, with all the bags that now hold the beginnings of her new wardrobe, and help her hang them up, try them on. Let her have a fashion show and gently wipe her makeup off before sleep. Kiss her and caress her and shower her with affection, with praise and love and adoration. Let her melt into your arms and if she cries let the tears soak into your shirt. Gently caress her hair and say 'its okay, baby girl. I love making you feel beautiful,'
Or something, idk.
for me their synonymous
me when i uhm… uhhh… …
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arf? arf!
I used to have public sex all the time. Back in the 90s there was no internet or after school programs for lgbtq kids. We'd go up bull tail holler and on the back side of the reservoir there was a rundown poorly maintained picnic pavilion and playground and that's where all the queers that weren't old enough to go to the one gay bar in the county I lived in would hang out. And it was colloquially called queer holler in fact. It was in the holler right next to the mall so you could just have your parents drop you at the mall or catch the bus if you lived in town. We'd hangout there and have sex and make out and what have you. Every now and then the law would raid it and wouldn't you know the kids and young adults they could round up would be charged with public indecency and contributing to the delinquency of minors because 18 is 18 and other public sex charges. Of course in the process you would be outed to your parents and if you were over 18 you got your name printed in the newspaper in the police blotter which is fun (not really). So yeah I'm all in favor of legalizing public sex. Because though we've came a long way there are still a lot of queer youth who have no where to fuck their partner and being labeled as a sex offender shouldn't be a consequence of doing what millions of cishet teenagers and young adults do all the time.
Like this post if you want a hot trans girl to kiss you deeply (with tongue)
Reblog to suck off a trans girl (with tongue) and let her cum down your throat as she moan cutely and grabs your head to facefuck you deeper, making you press up against her stomach until you're barely conscious before letting you back up for air
do you agree that its the moral obligation of tgirls to breed other tgirls?
of course! it’s all of our duty to cum in each other’s holes as much as possible 🫡
Ego: Cur terram destruitis?!
Aliens: Quia sunt homines qui credunt solam linguam Anglicam se loqui oportere.
Ego: Iustum est. Intellego.
me: why are you destroying earth!!!
aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak
me: thats fair i understand
yeah I really wish this was more normal, being horny is such a natural and potent emotion that it should be more normal but its not
I want to have friends I can be lewd with so bad. Wanna give someone a handjob on a couch while they lie down and relax after a long day. Or give my bestie head because her vibrator’s battery died and she just can’t sit and wait for it to charge. Changing in the same room with a friend and ending up riding their cock for hours on end, both of us falling asleep together cuddled up with them still inside me. Just casual friends-with-benefits stuff appeals to me so much.
reblog if you’re okay with people being horny in your dms
omg soo hot I was not at all ready for how much this turns me on
does anyone have the girls tied to the chair forced to kiss gif, i lost my saved one :c
did you know whales were once dogs and they've just slowly gotten better at holding their breath
this t4t sex is cool and fun and all but we really need to do something about the wizard’s curse
Nothing sweeter than the sound of a t-girl’s whimper when you pin her to the bed
Reblog this to tell prev to touch themselves