DSMP CHARACTER SHIT

DSMP CHARACTER SHIT

so. one of my recent posts was abt the song monster. and i said that the verses reminded me of dsmp characters. so i'm putting the verses all together and showing you what i mean.

Verse One: The Cyclops(Techno) Is the cyclops struck with guilt when he kills? Is he up in the middle of the night? Or does he end my men to avenge his friend And then sleep knowing he has done him right?

Verse Two: The Witch(Niki) When the witch turns men to pigs to protect her nymphs is she going insane? Or did she learn to be colder when she got older And now she saves them the pain?

Verse Three: The God(Dream) When a god comes down and makes a fleet drown Is he scared that he's doing something wrong? Or does he keep us in check so we must respect him And now no one dares to piss him off?

Verse Four: The Soldier(Wilbur) Does a soldier use a wooden horse to kill sleeping Trojans 'cause he is vile? Or does he throw away his remorse and save more lives with guile? Verse Five: The Monster(Tommy) If I became the monster, and threw that guilt away Would that make us stronger? Would it keep our foes at bay? If I became the monster to everyone but us And made sure we got home again Who would care if we're unjust? If I became the Monster Oh, ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves Monster And deep down I know this well I lost my best friend(Tubbo) I lost my mentor(Wilbur), my mom(Kristen) Five hundred men gone(the l'manbulgarian soldiers), this can't go on I must get to see Penelope(Tubbo) and Telemachus(Ranboo_ So if we must sail through dangerous oceans and beaches I'll go where Poseidon(Dream) won't reach us And if I gotta drop another infant(bombs) from a wall In an instant so we all don't die Then I'll become the Monster I will deal the blow And I'll become the Monster Like none they've ever known So what if I'm the Monster Lurking deep below? I must become the Monster And then we'll make it home Monster Penelope(Tubbo) Monster Telemachus(Ranboo) Monster Oh, ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves Monster I'll become the monster

HELL YES. Look, I don't listen to Dolly's music, but she ACTUALLY built herself up from the ground.

ok let's make something very clear: Taylor Swift is not a baddie.

she a spoiled white woman who grew up very wealthy and who's individual carbon footprint is larger than the entirety of some small nations.

you know who is a southern baddie? Dolly Parton.

grew up in absolute poverty in a shack with dirt floors

(TS has a rich family and spent every Xmas in NYC)

modeled her style after the town trollop, who she thought was the most beautiful woman in the world, and embraced her sexuality.

(TS retains the image of the young innocent virgin white girl despite being 35 years old and every one of her songs is about a man)

wrote a song about the stupidity of the American work system

(TS is a billionaire with two private jets)

has supported the queer community for decades even through some of its darkest times like the AIDS crisis

(TS uses the queer community like a prop)

started a scientific organization to help cure viruses like AIDS and that even helped develop the Covid vaccine

(TS made the last superbowl all about her becauses she was dating one of the players)

has run a charity since 1995 that sends millions of books to children in poverty, particularly the rural south where she grew up

(TS has done nothing for the south and its problems despite her southern belle persona)

"But she told off Trump! Thats something!"

Honey thats the absolute bare minimum.

That's telling someone 'bless you' after they sneeze.

That's holding the door open for someone in a wheelchair.

Thats waving back to a little kid when they wave at you.

It takes 0 risk and 0 effort and should not be a point of praise.

"Well her southern fans and sponsors didn't like it."

So? Woman is a billionaire with connections all over the world. She literally doesn't need them.

Bottom line: Taylor Swift remains an egotistical bourgeoisie white cunt who should be known for her pollution levels instead of her mid music.

While Dolly remains the bad bitch she's been since the 1970s.

GOOD ROMANCE SONGS

bc popular ones kinda suck

Mystery Of Love by Sufjan Stevens(ignoring where it came from) All I Want Is You by Barry Louis Polisar When The Day Met The Night by Panic! At The Disco Anyone Else But You by The Moldy Peaches(this one is up to interpretation) Song Of Patroclus by Sope From Eden by Hozier Heather by Conan Gray(good for one-sided crushes) All Dolled Up by The Orion Experience(for queer, established relationships) The Way I Feel Inside by The Zombies Ma Belle Evangeline My Jinji by Sunset Rollercoaster

Did not expect to add a new headcannon to my list but okay

We all know chommy is love but what if I added a bit of.. spice?

C!Tommy loves sm but sometimes it to the point where it's unhealthy,

Like he will desperately try to love What's not there anymore, and that's why he will never be able to truly move on because he loves too much,

C!Tommy was born to cling onto someone because he doesn't know what else to do, and that was one of the many things c!dream exploited and used against him,

C!tommy is not an independent person,

And once he loves someone or something, no matter how he is hurt or the memories that carry with it, he will ALWAYS love.

YES‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️

I’m still in it.

This is just for science but, if you had a dsmp phase at some point, reblog this, i wanna see how many of us there was that is currently here :3

This might be controversial to say(I’m looking at all you c!emeraldduo enjoyers)but i rather dislike c!techno and c!phil’s characters, and with that, I rather dislike the syndicate.

Listen, i like c!niki and c!ranboo, but the c!emeraldduo part of the syndicate was not fun nor joyous to watch. C!emeraldduo’s presence really dampens the syndicate for me. Is that just me? Does anyone else share the same opinion?