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Title: Who would actually like watching Real Housewives shows with you.

CHARACTERS: Noya, Bokuto, Tanaka

Anime: Haikyuu

Warnings: mild cursing, gossip, spoilers for RHW, NOT PROOFREAD.

AN: Yo! What up peeps!? So this is part three. PART ONE / PART TWO <- is right there for anyone that wants to read them. Let me know what y'all thought! This took forever.

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NOYA:

Sugar pie, honey bunch

I believe like Nanami he is pretty opened minded

And will give it a chance

Because it is you

And your his honey bun

Fucking rolls in with his "ROLLING THUNDER"

One day while you were just chilling, in the living room.

You looked at him like 🤔😅

"Youre 28... What are you doing?"

"reliving my Highschool days, just got off the phone with Hinata and we were tal-"

He stopped looking at the TV

There was Sonja all up in Kristian space going off on her in the woods.

"is..is this Real Housewives of New York?"

"Yeah... Do you not like that kind of thing? The drama and back stabbing"

You were kind of hesitant to even watch it in front of him

You'd been dating for a year now, and it's always been a guilty pleasure. But never told him or even anyone

Taking a seat besides you on the couch

More like jumping on the couch

"Never really gave it a second thought, but I'll try it out"

Fucking finishes the whole season, loves Heather in Season 6 and when bethany came back???

Home dude fucking flipped out

"ITS BETHANY !!!! WHAT ... OMFG"

Ends up watching it more then you do, becomes a huge fan of Real Housewives of Atlanta

Gets fucking merchandise

And ends up following the ones he likes the most on Insta

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TANAKA:

Right off the bat

I know he watches this shit

I feel like his sister made him sit down one day back in the early years of KUWK

And made him watch it with her

"LITTLE BROTHER SIT DOWN!"

And just fucking BODY SLAMMED HIS ASS ON THE GROUND

But he has no shame

He gossips it too some of the students

One day a kid made fun of him for it

Kid was in the infirmary, and Tanaka was in the office

So once he heard the familiar voice of Monique from Potomac

He lost his cool

"ARE YOU WATCHING REAL HOUSEWIVES?!"

Motherfucker just ran right over to you

Totally forgot about what he was doing and everything

Just straight 🏃‍♂️💨 himself over to the living room

"wh-what?!" You kind of always had your suspicious about him liking this kind of shows

He did watch or rather binge all of The Real Housewives series

Along with Love after Lock up

"I knew it, You do like these shows!"

He just shrugged and grabbed the remote

"what.. what are you doing?!"

"I want to watch the Salt Lake Utah,one I've seen all of the Potomac, NY, NJ, Beverly hills, all that jazz."

"Utah? When did that start?" You asked eager to watch the new Real Housewives

And being excited to watch it with someone else

"Idk, but my sister told me about it, and I wanted to binge it."

"I'll get the snacks or more snacks"

And just like that, you both binged it

And even texted his sister a video of him hushing you too be able to watch the show

BOKUTO:

Straight up

Got akaashi into it for a while

Till akaashi told him he only watched it to shut him up

But he watches it while eating, showering (figured out his phone was NOT waterproof), even during practice at times if their is a short break

His sister's got him into it 🤣

Just one day after his volleyball game came home and "BOKUTO! COME WAYCH THIS WITH US!"

Tried to tell them no, that he wanted to rest

But then after some whining and brief discription of the show

He caved

And now he was addicted

Watched it more then his sister's

And then you come into his life?

All beautiful and unaware to the fact he was a HUGE fan of Real Housewives

He didn't hide it, he legit told you about it

And how on Thursdays, were his days to watch the new episode of whatever it was

He invited you but also told you that if you didn't like it, he wasn't going to force it

"I love Real Housewives though, I'll be over with snacks tomorrow."

His heart bursted with love at those words

And now every week, you both have little dates to watch your fav RHW series.

His sister when they visit? And they see.. you two.. cuddled up on the couch.

My LORD

THEY LOSE THEIR MINDS

But in the end

Join you both, while Bokuto is sitting there

Red in the face and trying to have them not bother you too much

Currently working in Navie and Gullible: Heart break.

And I hope everyone likes it. 😭 It should be done here soon. And I've decided on their cursed technique. Just bare with me on the explanation.

But yeah! Working on it, and i haven't forgotten about it

A doot-doot would be amazing right now. But does it still happen?

ha?

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