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Title: Who would actually like watching Real Housewives shows with you.

CHARACTERS: Noya, Bokuto, Tanaka

Anime: Haikyuu

Warnings: mild cursing, gossip, spoilers for RHW, NOT PROOFREAD.

AN: Yo! What up peeps!? So this is part three. PART ONE / PART TWO <- is right there for anyone that wants to read them. Let me know what y'all thought! This took forever.

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NOYA:

Sugar pie, honey bunch

I believe like Nanami he is pretty opened minded

And will give it a chance

Because it is you

And your his honey bun

Fucking rolls in with his "ROLLING THUNDER"

One day while you were just chilling, in the living room.

You looked at him like 🤔😅

"Youre 28... What are you doing?"

"reliving my Highschool days, just got off the phone with Hinata and we were tal-"

He stopped looking at the TV

There was Sonja all up in Kristian space going off on her in the woods.

"is..is this Real Housewives of New York?"

"Yeah... Do you not like that kind of thing? The drama and back stabbing"

You were kind of hesitant to even watch it in front of him

You'd been dating for a year now, and it's always been a guilty pleasure. But never told him or even anyone

Taking a seat besides you on the couch

More like jumping on the couch

"Never really gave it a second thought, but I'll try it out"

Fucking finishes the whole season, loves Heather in Season 6 and when bethany came back???

Home dude fucking flipped out

"ITS BETHANY !!!! WHAT ... OMFG"

Ends up watching it more then you do, becomes a huge fan of Real Housewives of Atlanta

Gets fucking merchandise

And ends up following the ones he likes the most on Insta

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TANAKA:

Right off the bat

I know he watches this shit

I feel like his sister made him sit down one day back in the early years of KUWK

And made him watch it with her

"LITTLE BROTHER SIT DOWN!"

And just fucking BODY SLAMMED HIS ASS ON THE GROUND

But he has no shame

He gossips it too some of the students

One day a kid made fun of him for it

Kid was in the infirmary, and Tanaka was in the office

So once he heard the familiar voice of Monique from Potomac

He lost his cool

"ARE YOU WATCHING REAL HOUSEWIVES?!"

Motherfucker just ran right over to you

Totally forgot about what he was doing and everything

Just straight 🏃‍♂️💨 himself over to the living room

"wh-what?!" You kind of always had your suspicious about him liking this kind of shows

He did watch or rather binge all of The Real Housewives series

Along with Love after Lock up

"I knew it, You do like these shows!"

He just shrugged and grabbed the remote

"what.. what are you doing?!"

"I want to watch the Salt Lake Utah,one I've seen all of the Potomac, NY, NJ, Beverly hills, all that jazz."

"Utah? When did that start?" You asked eager to watch the new Real Housewives

And being excited to watch it with someone else

"Idk, but my sister told me about it, and I wanted to binge it."

"I'll get the snacks or more snacks"

And just like that, you both binged it

And even texted his sister a video of him hushing you too be able to watch the show

BOKUTO:

Straight up

Got akaashi into it for a while

Till akaashi told him he only watched it to shut him up

But he watches it while eating, showering (figured out his phone was NOT waterproof), even during practice at times if their is a short break

His sister's got him into it 🤣

Just one day after his volleyball game came home and "BOKUTO! COME WAYCH THIS WITH US!"

Tried to tell them no, that he wanted to rest

But then after some whining and brief discription of the show

He caved

And now he was addicted

Watched it more then his sister's

And then you come into his life?

All beautiful and unaware to the fact he was a HUGE fan of Real Housewives

He didn't hide it, he legit told you about it

And how on Thursdays, were his days to watch the new episode of whatever it was

He invited you but also told you that if you didn't like it, he wasn't going to force it

"I love Real Housewives though, I'll be over with snacks tomorrow."

His heart bursted with love at those words

And now every week, you both have little dates to watch your fav RHW series.

His sister when they visit? And they see.. you two.. cuddled up on the couch.

My LORD

THEY LOSE THEIR MINDS

But in the end

Join you both, while Bokuto is sitting there

Red in the face and trying to have them not bother you too much

Ahhh these are the characters intros

Synopsis-Y/n has feelings for four of her closest friends at once but she doesn’t want to admit it. Does she ever admit to her feelings?? READ TO FIND OUT!!!!!

Warnings- Mentions of angst,Cussing, alcohol and drugs(weed),Sex,numbing emotions/being numb

THERE WILL BE A SPOTIFY PLAYLIST COMING SOON AND DISCLAIMER I MADE Y/N BI BUT IT DOES NOT EFFECT THE STORY IN ANY WAY ITS JUST IN HER BIO

HEYYYYY!! I saw your ask box was open and I was wondering if I could request a headcanon? Where the reader is in a massive fight with a friend they haven't seen for like 3 years and the friend takes it too far by saying something like "That's your boyfriend? How gross" "Ew why does he look like that? Couldn't grab someone better? Ugly ho" or whatever you come with? Tendou, Bokuto, Kenma, Kags, Nishinoya please, if you will?

I screeched when I saw this omg thank you I hope this is up to your standards bebs 😼👍🏾 but uh I should say some did come out a little bit like scenarios but I tried to stick to headcanons sorry for that still hope you enjoy 🎃😼

~Admin Rizzo

Tendou Satori

-you was minding your own business walking through a park your hands intertwined with your lover when a ✨m u s t y✨ old friend you knew had decided to share there unwanted opinions

-Tendou could see how uncomfortable you was and wanted to remove you from the situation but as he went to walk around the obstacle you stopped dead in your tracks

-“That’s who your with oh my god that’s fucking gross, I guess you’ll hook up with anyone you thot”

-It’s safe to say that tendou had come up with thousands of insults by the time the slur left there mouth

-Who even was this person?— WAIT WHO THEY CALLING A THOT?!

-you wasn’t a very confrontational person but nevertheless you wasn’t about to let this person who wasn’t even in your day to day life anymore talk smack about your man

-you went to retaliate when a big arm swooped around your shoulder catching you off guard

-“Babe lets go I wanted to bring you to the park today not a circus” 🤡

-Needless to say your ‘friend’ was shocked and maybe a little intimidated

-You on the other hand had to summon all the strength in your body not to laugh in there face

-With his arm still wrapped around he moved you away from the situation the both of you quickly changing the subject to something more important

Bokuto Kōtarō

-Bokuto loves spoiling you

-your the love of his life and he will make sure you know this not only through his words but also his actions

-this however works both ways there isn’t something you wouldn’t do to show him how much you support and love him

-You was sitting in the crowd at one of his games it was a very important one winning this match would definitely get him recognized by some powerhouse teams

-every time he would score a point for his team he would look up at you and every time you would be there imitating his celebration “HEY HEY HEY THATS MY ACE” You felt only pride and absolute infatuation with this man

-you was cheering your heart out when you suddenly felt someone bump your shoulder (a little too hard to be an accident—)

-You swung your head around only to come face to face with an old friend from middle school they looked bitter asf and your conscience was telling you to just ignore them

-“Oh you have nothing to say to me now Huh? I see your at another one of these boring ass games I thought you didn’t have time for people?”

-It’s true at one point you did say that but you didn’t think you’d loose one of your closest friends because of it even so you continue to ignore them hoping they’d get the message and leave

-they didn’t.

-“So you and number 4 are together I’m assuming. I guess ugly attracts ugly”

-immediately you saw red but you couldn’t ruin this for bokuto important people were here. As if he could sense your distress he shot his eyes up to where you were in the stand

-He called a time out, and started running out the gym everyone was confused but when he reappeared in the stands you knew all to well that he had caught on

-“Babe I just noticed your supposed to be closer to the match your an important guest” he smiled you mouthed him a thank you and gathered your things walking a few rows closer to the front

-Thankfully Akaashi was there looking up at you distracting you. The owllike man glared at your old friend “I don’t know what you did to Y/N but you better leave before you have another problem”

-When you looked back your ex friend was nowhere to be seen you giggled as bokuto gave you a big kiss before returning to the court

Kozume Kenma

-Kenma isn’t a contentious person in fact he would much rather settle an issue in the most inconspicuous way possible

-Even so if he feels that him or his partner was disrespected in anyway he will not hesitate

-You and Kenma was at a gaming convention you had been planning since the beginning of February (it’s now late April)

-You had sat through the entrance ceremony and was walking around admiring all the stalls and you were both having so much fun

-Kenma had left you for a split second to get someone’s autograph it was the animator from a game he played religiously you didn’t mind you stayed put and was scrolling through your phone

-“Long time no see y/n” you lifted your head to the sound of your name being called and made perfect eye contact with an old ‘friend’

-If you were being completely honest you hated them all they did was make you feel like an inferior insect whenever you two were together you hummed a ‘yo’ before going back to your phone

-“Still a quiet freak eh LuLu I guess you here on your own or something”

-Lulu was the name of a magical girl from a cartoon you used to love but upon finding out people would use it to mock and degrade you

-you was gonna walk away the ridiculous nickname when you heard a familiar voice

-“no y/n is with me and you are?” It was a genuine question but anyone who didn’t know Kenma would take his pack of expression as bored or sarcastic

-The person scoffed and pointed accusingly at Kenma “That’s who your with LuLu you couldn't do any better HE’S JUST AS LIFELESS AS YOU ARE”

-You tugged on Kenma sleeve motioning to just leave as you felt uncomfortable but Kenma wasn’t having it you had been so excited to be here and with him and this nobody came out of nowhere and started harassing you

-“Listen um going to say this in a way you could understand— he smirked at you and then opened his mouth again

-What escaped his mouth next left you shocked, scared, a little embarrassed for him even but mostly touched

-he cleared his throat

-“lifeless. I’m not lifeless in fact I have a burning hatred for you right now. And that why I feel no guilt in what I’m about to do.”

-You gulped and held on tighter to kenma’s sleeve mentally preparing yourself for what he was about to do

-“YoU HaTe LuLu’S tRanSforMatiOn sOng?!” He practically shouted. Instantly a horde or gamers, writers, weebs and more bombarded the area shouting and screaming and causing a scene

- From all the commotion it’s sounded like your ‘friend’ was ok but some of the words leaving the mouths of the mob were kinda cruel

-you smirked and Kenma led you away

-You know he doesn’t like being the center of attention but he still protected you and for that you’d be sure to thank him for that

Kageyama Tobio

-Kags never really liked leaving you behind when he had to go to different countries

-without you it made him anxious and you would reassure him that you’d be fine and eagerly awaiting his return

-Including the return of his big, fat juicy—

Ahem heart 🙂

-You had been sitting in a café Face Timing him

-You’d often have dates like this and you both enjoyed them you was talking to him when someone took up a seat next to you

-“Hey Y/n funny running into you here” a familiar voice echoed

-A w k w a r d you hadn’t seen or heard from this person since a fight you had a couple years ago why now?

-You had nearly forgotten about your boyfriend on the other side of your iPad screen until “Oh you bought a friend y/n”

-you was at a loss for words but before you could answer the unwanted annoyance to your left answered for you

-‘We’re not friends y/n cut me off because she’s toxic” it took kageyama a solid 10 seconds to realize that this wasn’t a real friend and that you were silently asking for help

-You rested your head in hand obscuring the person from kags field of vision therefore blocking there vision of your face and boyfriend

-hoping they’d get the message without you having to vocalize it

-they stood up and you let out a breath you didn’t know you was holding

-“I wasn’t checking out your friend don’t worry he isn’t my type I prefer cute boys” they spat

-Before you could even assess the fact that they pretty much called your boyfriend ugly you was already pissed at the fact that they referred to kags as your friend

-you stood up abruptly and it’s like they were waiting for you to loose your cool all hope was lost when you heard him clear his throat

-“[there Instagram name] Damn you was easy to find. I liked you post”

-You felt a tinge of confusion race through you but watching all the blood in there body rush to your friends face made you curious

-“DELETE THAT RIGHT NOW” people were definitely looking in your direction

-“Leave then I will” Now you was curious what the help did he do?

-seconds, literal seconds. The annoyance was nowhere to be seen

-“Kags..wha—”

“I shared there IP address in the comments :p”

- “PFFT kAgS!”

Nishinoya Yū

-Noya made sure that you felt like the only person in the world before he asked you out, so when you started dating you didn’t think he could get any more protective over you

-You was sitting in the cinema with him both smiling and listening on to the movie

-He fidgets a lot in his seat but you dont mind you know he cant help it besides you find it cute he is just so full of energy

-“Babe imma go to the toilet be right back” he kissed your cheek and left

-you continue to watch the movie until you feel someone slither into the seat next to you and hearing the voice your your temples irks and your expression one of annoyance

-One of your ex friends for how many years ago had to be in the same theatre at the same time on the SAME FUCKING DAY

-they didn't seem like they were moving so you just spoke first

- “can i help you.?” 

-No response :/

-You were even more irritated than before

-Noya came back a few minutes later and noticed another person had sat right next to you 

-Noya is dense VERY VERY DENSE he assumed you ran into one of your friends so he didn't question it

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-After the movie finished you grabbed your things and rushed to get out of that situation

-The same person had finally said something after a whole hour

- “That’s who you came with.. You really know how to pick em an annoying toddler really Y/n your honestly pathetic--”

-It didn’t bother Noya he has been called short all his life this isn’t any different but this rando was obviously upsetting you and he would NOT have that

-Noya would step infront of you and confront the person they get a warning 

-one fucking warning 

-If they don’t take it i shit you not noya is going for the ankles periodt

- “I DONT KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE BUT YOUR UPSETTING MY PARTNER THE FUCKING DOOR IS BEHIND YOU SO TURN AROUND”

-Noya looked like the aggressor and its safe to say he may have caused a scene but he would be a fool not to step in and protect you with all you got