The House Ate Him

The house ate him

Howdy-do! Say hello to the deal of the century! 

That’s right! In partnership with Makeship, we are happy bring you Welcome Home’s very first genuine, one-of-a-kind, top-of-the-line, never to be imitated, never to be replicated, official Wally Darling plush toy! With You by his side, there’s nothing Wally can’t do!

We can’t do this without you either, neighbor! To get this fully-funded, we’ll need to sell 200 of these positively precious, picturesque, and polite little peanuts! Head on over to https://www.makeship.com/products/wally-darling-plush to order one for yourself for $29.99! Don’t delay, this little Darling is a limited-time offer, so order now! Want 10% off your plush? Then test your knowledge with our quiz for a special discount code!

Special thanks and credits below!!

Thank you to Synth for his wonderful voice work as Barnaby and Howdy!

( Twitter / Tumblr! )

Thank you to Frankie for his fantastic voice work for Wally! (Twitch / Youtube! )

Thank you to Puzz for helping to organize and direct this bad boy! ( Tumblr! )

Thank you to Rocky for his work co-writing the scripts! ( Twitter / Tumblr / Instagram! )

Thank you to Kmodo for creating the wonderful music found in the commercials! ( Youtube! ) And to you for making this possible! Thank you!!

Look at pickled Spam back there ♡

Take them home? Theres 7 of them (one is at the bottom)

It's 3:02 AM where I live. I haven't showered in around 2 months. I'm afraid of showering because it's horribly uncomfortable and It gives me gender dysphoria. I'm stuck in a constant cycle of loving things/ideas/people with my whole soul to hating them with my whole soul. I don't have a source of income. I don't know how to drive. I live with people that feel like strangers to me. There is only 2 people in this world I would say that I love. I have no friends. I don't talk to my biological father. Whenever I vent I feel like I'm burdening the ones I love with my problems. I can't be myself around anyone but my sibling. I feel tired all the time. I feel angry all the time. I can never get enough sleep. Even though I hate wearing a mask around other people I feel like I have to to convince them not to abandon me. I don't and have never understood who I am at any given moment. I've done terrible things. I have horrible intrusive thoughts that I block out with music. I'm hardly good at anything. I can barely recall anything from my childhood that wasn't painful or traumatic in some way.

I deeply crave death.

It's 3:30 now. Might add more.

Here's another recolor for the people (＾▽＾)

♥︎ Feel free to use them for whatever you want

♥︎ Questions are always welcome

I am that sibling ♡

Bro my sibling loves your crow aesthetic. Just thought you should know someone out there digs your vibes 😎👍💖

hell yeah heres a free bird for your sibling having good taste

Autism is not an option. It chooses those who are worthy, end of story.