Again, If This Was In Fiction, I Wouldn't Believe It. In Fact I Didn't, I Googled It And Then Checked

Again, if this was in fiction, I wouldn't believe it. In fact I didn't, I googled it and then checked a few scientific papers where they actually found a statistically significant correlation between this sign and injury...

Throckmorton

Given that we now have first world problems I would agree.   Imagine what the headlines would read...

As the world got closer and closer to a Utopia, smaller and smaller problems would make the news as “catastrophes”. Today for example, you spilled milk.

I am in, give me the discounts!

you know how everyone treats women like we’re ancient after 30 i think we should lean into that. i want retirement. i want senior discounts

Fanfiction needs to get a little more credit, I had seen people who have written series with 1-2 million words and I don’t think people realize thats’s 10-25 novels depending on length!

Fic authors deserve more credit.

Story time: I started a book about 23 hours ago and just finished it. Also in that time I slept for 10 hours, spent time with family, was at work, etc. Anyway, I enjoyed the book (Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda). But it felt like it flew by, so after I finished I looked up the word count because what are pages? Pages are meaningless. I only function in word counts anymore.

The estimate I found was 58,580. My immediate reaction was “oh, that’s why. That’s nothing!” But what a shitty response. Because no. That’s not nothing. That’s a whole. Damn. Book. An entire novel! And Fic authors regularly bust out 30k, 50k, 100k, 150k words. AND THEY DO IT FOR FREE. WHILE WORKING AND LIVING THEIR LIVES.

So anyway, thank your favorite fic author today because they deserve it. Because they’re amazing. They’re the MVPs.

Yep. I finally got to working my website because I did not want to wash the floor, but the laundry got done because I was putting off working on my editing.  

Need to stop procrastinating writing? Procrastinate harder on something else

For instance, I started working on a fanfic chapter when i should've been working on my schoolwork

I always think this about all child jobs really, actor, writer, even the precocious entrepreneur.  Yay you have a business, you are 12, stop trying to make bank and enjoy it.  When else are you going to learn who you are?

please, for fuck’s sake, raise the eligibility age to 18 in every single sport. there is literally no need for kids to be olympians anyway.