GERONIMO STILTON

GERONIMO STILTON

Hands down

whoop whoop I wanna kill myself hahhahahahhaahahaha

imagine if my mom saw the signs hahaha

"Boat boy"

I have no idea if anybody else noticed this but the way that Circe says "hermes gave it to you, didn't he?" Changed from an annoyed(?) Tone to a more snarky one. And at first I didn't really think anything of it, But now I kind of love it

As much as I LOVED the annoyed "ugh, fucking HERMES again 😑" tone Of the old one,

This one makes her seem more ready to kick Odysseus' ass, which I like Because for most of the saga she seems polite, cunning, and put together

Like the tone changed to "OH, OH REALLY?? WOW, aww YOU MUST THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER WITH THAT LITTLE PLANT FROM YOUR GREAT GRANPAPPY, EH?? You think eating a plant's gonna stop me from Ending you right where you stand?? Square up, boat boy"

omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

imagine if my mom saw the signs hahaha

Protector of youth (children's blood coat your hands)

Hello hello, it is 11pm in France right now and I have to wake up at 6am tomorrow for school 😀

I require at least 7 hours of sleep to be functional and I have an essay in English in the morning 🫠

But since my brain won’t stop buzzing with ideas at the most inconvenient time and a mosquito is drinking my delicious blood and making that awful buzzing sound (edit: the mosquito has been murdered in cold blood), I figured I would make use of this time.

Basically, this is going to be 3 times other gods prevented Apollo from doing his job and one time he did it alone.

Anyways here’s the prologue 😄

Apollo has dominion over many disciplines.

He is art, whispering in the ear of the poets, guiding the sculptor’s hands and the musicians’ deft fingers.

He is soft light and scorching heat. He drives the sun chariot, providing life to plants and mortals alike.

He is the Far Shooter, alongside his sister, his arrows never once missing the target.

He is the Python’s slayer, claiming prophecy as Phoebe did before him, inevitable dooms spewing from his Oracles.

He is Knowledge, always learning and teaching those who seek his aid.

He is Truth, unable to utter a lie.

He is healer and destroyer. He cures and unleashes plagues on the mortal world.

He is the protector of youth alongside his sister, boys are under his care while Artemis looks over young girls.

With so many domains to preside over, it is a hard task to balance them equally.

Especially when others gods meddle with it.

(It is now 11:30 pm, I hope I fall asleep soon 😭)