The Real Slim Mugman (sample)

The Real Slim Mugman (sample)

This may offend some :)

Honestly, someone should have beat me to this...if you want a full version, please, spread this weird mess, reblog like, anything to support it! Hopefully I can do more parodies!

In memory of the Mugman army glitch.

May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Slim Mugman please stand up?

I repeat, will the real Slim Mugman please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here.

Ya'll act like you've never seen a cup person before

Jaws all on the floor like Ribby and Croaks just burst through the door

Started spittin' out flies more than before, then doin' a Garnet

And fusing into a slot machine (huh?!)

It's the return of the-

Oh, wait, you're kidding.

He didn't just say what I think he did...did he?

And Goopy Le Grande said...

NOTHING YOU IDIOTS, GOOPY LE GRANDE'S DEAD!

(so that's what that grave meant!)

Feminist women love Cuphead

Chicka, Chicka, Chicka

Mugman should be freakin' dead

Look at them!

Walkin' around

Pointing his you-know-what

Sippin' his you-know-who

(Yeah, but he's so cute, though!)

So I probably have a couple of chips up in my head loose

But they're no worse than what's goin on in King Dice's bedroom

And sometimes, I just wanna go and vent for an hour but can't 

But it's cool for Blind Specter to f*ck a flower

My straw is on your lips

My straw is on your lips

And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little sip

And that's the message that we deliver to gamer kids

And expect them not to know what "extreme pollination" is

Of course they're gonna know what flower porn is by the time they hit Sally's stage

They got Deviantart, don't they?

We ain't nothin but magical

Well

Some of us are mystical gorgon mermaids that made a million gamers moan

But if we can f*ck a flower and a gorgon though

Then there's no reason that the Devil and a die can't elope

But if you think like me, I got the antidote

When you make her curtains close

Ya'll just sing the song

And it goes

"I'm Slim Mugman, 

Yes, I'm the real Mugman

All you other Slim Mugmen

Are no longer canon

So won't the real Mugman please stand up?

Please stand up?

Please stand up?

Cause, I'm Slim Mugman, 

Yes, I'm the real Mugman

All you other Slim Mugmen

Are no longer canon

So won't the real Mugman please stand up?

Please stand up?

Please stand up?"

I hope this spreads like wildfire.

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

Guess Who's Sick!

No posts today 😣

Sending some love to my followers, as well as some lovely people this holiday season!

@chibibreeby @charlotteml1 @cheezbot @popsicle-shtick122 @iscrumptiouswitchkoala @cicicookie123 @flakythekawaiiporcup @gotchistuff

@oliviamcrobinson @cutekiller50 @corrupteddragonsoul @charlottezift @haanbeii @sparkle-cup-cake @nininiino @maiko-coy @gagney

Reblogging cause it's Jackie Chan

you have been blessed by the christmas chan

like and reblog and you will prosper from the blessings of the great jackie

Danganronpa: Quest For Hope!

Available on AO3!

Chapter One: Storytime With Anon!

(Note: This story will eventually have everyonem and more ships, but for time's sake, I have only tagged the charactera and ships that have already appeared☺)

Welcome back! New game?

*YES      NO  

Alright!....So, you wanna experience this from the beginning, eh? Well I guess there isn't much I can do about that. After all, I am just random dialogue at the moment. Not like I just stare at the screen of an electronic device all day...uh...that's beside the point. The reason you're here is because you want a story, hmm? Being that there's nothing else I could possibly do, I might as well amuse you.

Once upon a time ( in practically the middle of nowhere), there was a small kingdom by the name of Hoposelic. The subjects within the kingdom were quite joyous, as their entire society had the mentality that there was glimmering hope around every corner. (Quite a jolly bunch, eh?). Anyway, the happy-go-lucky inhabitants were rule over by a young princess by the name of Sonia Nevermind. She always treated her subjects well and made sure to keep them safe. Eventually, the day came where Sonia had to take full control of the kingdom. Because she had came to the legal age, she was now able to be crowned queen of Hoposelic! The events were planned and the celebrations were put into place. With great luck Sonia's coronation would be the most hopeful event to ever happen! It would have been, too, but right as the crown was being placed on her head, dark and ominous clouds appeared as well as a overwhelming sense of DESPAIR. The poor Hoposelicians didn't know what was happening. Luckily for them, the catastrophic event would soon be explained. You see, there were two girls (sisters, mind you) named Junko and Mukuro that completely opposed the idea of hope. As a result, they planned on taking over Hoposelic with a massive army of monochrome teddies (Monobears, if you will) that were specially made for bring forth despair. What the two didn't know was that in the princesses' room lay a scroll listing a very special group of teens that were known for their unique special talents. Every person on this list contained a rather special hope, which, when gathered together, could overcome despair. Finding these Vessels would present to be a very daunting task, for they had fled into the dangerous outskirts in order to get away from the darkening vibes of the kingdom. Never backing down from a challenge, Sonia gathered her supplies and set out to find these Vessels...for the sake of hope...and her kingdom.

Well, I hope you enjoyed my little drabble! Honestly, you could've just skipped the whole thing and I'd be none the wiser. Unfortunately, I can't keep you here to vent to any longer. YOU, Sonia, have a quest to commence.

Save Game?

 *YES    NO

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Game Saved.