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Monster and/or robot partner who keeps unintentionally jumpscaring you because they're deathly silent so you get them a bell collar.

Perhaps its fitting, perhaps its goofy, either way you know when they're around now.

The soft jingle at every minor movement, the consistent chime every time they walk up and embrace you, the rapid rattling as they fuck you or you fuck them.

Extra 01: They keep crushing the bell on accident and it stops making noise so you gotta get more bells.

Extra 02: They adapt to the tiny bell and're back to being deathly silent so now its been upgraded to a wholeass cowbell.

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Would love to be having a casual conversation with a friend that slowly turns lewder and lewder with every joke made until it's not a joke anymore and we're both just horny fucks trying to get each other off.

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Yknow, despite the deer aesthetic I got going on here I'm actually one hell of a cat.

Hilariously, the horny side of this didn't occur to me until recently when I took on the cat role in a game and my friendgroup started treating me like one.

For the most part it's just chill vibes and joking but sometimes the comments or noises they make towards me catch my attention a little too much and leaves me silently craving more.

Like oh, being called a "dumb cat" but in the most endearing or friendly way possible? Not even being referred to by name anymore, just being called to with "hey cat" or "pspspspss, cat"? Being picked up and carried around regardless if I was trying to work on something?

Being told they wish cages worked on players so they could cage me? Being called "my cat" like I belong to them? Being praised and petted just for existing in the same area as them, or being given fish and other catlike items as a reward for doing something?

Shit man, how can I not be interested. They're shaking the treat bag or tapping the wetfood can whether they realize it or not.

... Never going to mention it of course, it's probably just them being friends and joking, but damn my daydreams are having a field day with it.

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Drugs are so nice. The prescribed ones I have relaxed me to the point its almost like my (legal) edibles. So chill, so tired, so pliable - probably a lot more sensitive too now that head empty, thoughts null.

I really wanna have some fun when I'm like this. Take advantage of my lack of strength and pin me down, watch as I melt when you mark my neck with kisses, hickies, and bites. Grope at my chest and dick and listen as my breath stutters, silent exhales slowly turning to low moans.

Get me horny enough and I might start to get desperate for you to be inside. It'd feel so good to have a dick in that bonus hole, especially when mine is hard and craving company.

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Thinking about him coming up from behind and snaking his arms around my waist, pulling me close as he whispers a greeting in my ear.

I'd be a mix of surprised and turned on of course; I'd warned him not to do that unless he wanted me horny.

The way I'd melt into his arms, the weak whine that'd escape my throat because I'm already feeling the heat and want more.

The way he'd pull me closer and ask what else he "shouldn't do," doing whatever I reply with and teasing me for answering so willingly.

I can't help it though, I like answering questions and really, really want him...

Sure, call me a hopeless romantic, but I believe a healthy sexual relationship requires transparency. This is why I only fuck ghosts.