Dont You Mean Purrfect?

Don’t you mean purrfect?

Perfect fit

Am I good at writing? Yes.

Do I enjoy it? Also yes.

Do I enjoy required discussion boards in classes that are the equivalent of three papers, backed by research, a week? Hell. No.

@wangxianficrecs Hey, Mojo, for the mind reading rec, don’t forget Too Beautiful for Words, Will My Thoughts Suffice? Lan Wangji can hear people’s thoughts, and is more in tune to Wei Wuxian’s bisexual awakening than Wei Wuxian.

I’m In The Mood For A Fic Where…

Okay, look at me, getting back into the swing of things!

I do want to say that I may need a mod or two in the future, so contact me (and then wait for a week or so) if you’re interested in helping out with Moods and Fic Finders and such.

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1. Hello, for the next “I’m in the mood for a fic where…” can I ask for fics where WWX wears Lan sect robes? 👀

Finding Balance Once More by MarbleGlove (T, 25k, wangxian, my bookmark)

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2. hi! i’m looking for fics wangxian where they have a long distance relationship and there is angst, please? thank you!

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3. hey!!! so happy u are back! [I’m happy to be here!] was wondering if u had any recs for any fics where lwj is an uncle to jin ling, like they actually have a uncle-nephew relationship, i rly love this concept but i havent seen much of it :(

picking up the pieces by KouriArashi  (M, 110k, wangxian, jiang yanli & lan wangji, lan wangji & lan xichen, my post) …kind of? There’s lwj & jyl bonding, so jin ling comes along for the ride too

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4. WELCOME BACK!!! I missed you so much, hope you are doing well😊.  [Thank you!]  I would like to know if you know any fanfics where WWX or WWX and LWJ meet WWX’s parents , thx 🙏. And again I hope everything is fine.

❤️Magical Marriage Ribbons by starandrea (M, 633k, wangxian, 3zun, you want Part 9)

An Inch of Grass, and All The Sunshine of Spring by ChilianXianzi (T, 2k, wangxian, wwx’s parents, WIP)  where LWJ meets WWX’s parents after WWX death

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5. Can you rec a few fics where wangxian have babies and they refer to wei wuxian as a-niang and wei wuxian doesn’t mind. ~ @mybestfriendisacinnamonroll​

Twelve Moons and a Fortnight Verse by stiltonbasket (M, 470k, wangxian, my post)

a-niang by imusuallyobsessed (T, 3k, wangxian)​

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6. Hi!! I was wondering if you could recommend a few fics about jiang cheng either stopping the golden core transfer or returning his golden core to wei wuxian? Thank you!!!

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7.   Dear mojo would you be so kind to recommend any fanfics where lwj pisses inside wwx

Splash Zone by dead_hatter (E, 2k, wangxian)

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8.   Could you recommend any fanfics where wwx,jc and nhs (preferably when they were teenagers) play truth or dare or never have i ever ( and if you can add some where wxx is exposed, if there are any)

sweet little unforgettable thing by ryneisaterriblefan (E, 14k, there’s wangxian in there but it’s kinda jiang cheng and everyone, as far as I can tell from the tags?)

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9.   Do you know of any fics where Wei Wuxian takes some else (or more than just) Wen Ning to Jin Ling’s celebration. I’m curious as to how the ambush would change if Wen Ning wasn’t there (or there by himself). Maybe Wen Qing or Wen Yuan? Or any fics where someone escorts Wei Wuxian there? Like Lan Zhan or Jin Zixuan himself or something?

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10.   What is your favorite/the best wangxian crack treated serious fics? Good to see you back! :) Hope your break went well.

Here are 4 with tags #favorite and #crack treated seriously.

只羡鸳鸯不羡仙 by RoseThorne (T, 1k, wangxian)

Attempt the Impawsible by cl410 (T, 6k, wangxian, nielan, my bookmark)

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11.   hi! I was wondering if you knew many good fics that involve mind reading/truth curses/the like? I’ve read ‘beneath six layers of silk’, 'I’m the one for your fire’, and 'hope dangling by a string’, but besides that haven’t been able to find much.

After Truth Lies the Honest Path by Vrishchika (M, 11k, wangxian, WIP)

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12.  hiii~ great work you’re doing here ! I’m so glad you’re back and i hope you’re doing good :)i wanted to ask if you know any fics that are from LWJ’s POV ? like .. his thoughts and feelings and all ? I’m looking for something with a funny hint but anything is good tbh .. thanks !

Sit down next to me by raitala (E, 7k, wangxian)

Unavoidable by diamondbruise (T, 19k, wangxian)

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13.  Heyyy!! welcome back I miss yaa,I really want to find other fics like Baby Of Mine where Ayuan or wangxian kids travel to the past where the younger versions are in gusu or in other settings.Thank you ☺️

The Trouble with Talismans: a Treatise on Time-Travel by Young Master Lan Xiaohui (Age 6) by stiltonbasket (G, 26k, wangxian, my bookmark)

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14.   any fic with a good story and good spelling? 

Lol, I’m not sure how to answer this.  Here are my #Favorites.

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15.   Hiii I appreciate your blog a LOT! I’ve read so many fics i love cause of you so thanks a lot. [You’re so welcome!] Could you rec a few fics where wei wuxian pesters lan zhan for some time but then randomly stops like it could be any reason and everyone gets worried. or maybe something where Wei Wuxian after marriage into the Lan clan just starts following rules and everyones worried

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16.  Hello! :)Well, I recently saw Yibo dressed as a soldier and ever since then I’ve been wondering if there are any wangxian fics which are set in the army?Thanks in advance 💓

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17.   So sorry if I am intruding, but have you come across any BAMF!Wuxian fics where he doesn’t give a shit about the cultivation world? Or when he tells the lan sects to fuck right off for hurting LWJ? Or BAMF!Wangji going off on cultivation world’s asses? Apologies for the long ask ㅎㅅㅎ

Return to Sender by Thesaurus_with_no_words (M, 52k, wangxian, WIP)

These Things Unseen by bonyenne (T, 34k, wangxian, my bookmark) kind of everybody nopes out of the cultivation world in this one

kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight by AlfAlfAlfAlfAlf, tardigradeschool (T, 75k, lan sizhui & lan wangji & wei wuxian, jin ling & lan jingyi & lan sizhui, wangxian , my post) another where wwx nopes out of the cultivation world

Believe by Quiet_crash (G, 11k, lan wangji & songxiao, my post)

The Second Siege of Cloud Recesses by Cerusee (G, 4k, wangxian, my bookmark) - wwx vengeance for the 33 lashes

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18.  hi ;)) are there any fics where lwj and wwx adopt a babygirl? ~ @one-force​

Twelve Moons and a Fortnight Verse by stiltonbasket (M, 470k, wangxian, my post)​

Where the Lonely Ones Goby CSHfic, VSfic (T, 24k, wangxian, my post) casefic where they adopt the toddler girl

Propagate Understanding by draechaeli (E, 176k, wangxian, my bookmark)

A Flower That Blooms In Adversity by thunderwear (M, 84k, wangxian, my post, WIP)

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19.    Hello! First of all welcome back!!! You have no idea how happy I was when I realized that your back (Tumblr notifications sucks :’) )  [Awww]  Secondly I was wondering if you or any of your followers know any fic where Wuxian and Wangji has a personality swap? Or just something similar?

come home to my heart by occultings (microcomets) (M, 30k, wangxian, my post) #bodyswap

The Old Switcheroo by thunderwear (T, 12k, wangxian, my bookmark, WIP) #bodyswap

flux by SugarMilkTea (E, 60k, wangxian, my post)

Oh, I just found this answer on a previous ask:   [Cool concept!  I have #bodyswap and #sharing a body and the one with speech swap… but no personality swap.]

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[My ko-fi.]

Hate to be a downer, but I’ve talked to people who have the Frozen original style face. Without body modification, because the way they yelled at me over their copay they sure as anything didn’t have the cash for a fix job.

But for real, that’s his canon attitude. Stain, anyone?

Tenya got drunk with the gang one time

Momo was complaining about some sexist co-worker and Tenya just gets the guy's name and address from her before standing up and just walking out of wherever they were drink

Denki: Hey Emergency Exit where ya going?

Tenya: I'm going to do the world a favor and remove scum from the collective gene pool.

Everyone: ...

Mina: You mean you're just going to threaten him right?

Tenya: Oh, goodness no. I would never threaten someone.

Everyone: *Sigh of relief.*

Tenya: I'm going to rip his dick off and let him bleed to death.

Everyone: Tenya NO!

Drunk Tenya be like "being disrespectful is a sin but murder is occassionally a necessity"

So, screeching this out into the void:

Please do not leave me hanging, plot beasts. I know that other idea is twitching in the grass, but get back here and finish off this one first!