I Seriously Die Inside Every Time I See It. Even YouTube Channels Can Get Me Some Days.

I seriously die inside every time I see it. Even YouTube channels can get me some days.

Please, for your own safety, tell no one anything about you. Say nothing. Pretend you are a spy and any identifying information will get you killed. Because it just might.

One thing I despise about kids being uneducated about internet safety is the amount of times I’ve had to delete not just their identifying details from my page (don’t fucking tell me where you go to school), but also mine.

If you saw me at work or out and about, no you fucking didn’t.

Shut the fuck up, I’ve had death threats.

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

@wuxiaphoenix

Motion actors filming fight scenes

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@secret-engima

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one that added 35k extra words to the projected length of this fucking story ahgeilahgleiag

btw dating sucks as a concept.