Shang Qinghua Brains At Least Five Demons Before His Chair Breaks, Whereupon He Switches To Using Whichever

Shang Qinghua brains at least five demons before his chair breaks, whereupon he switches to using whichever person he finds most annoying in his immediate vicinity. He does this while shrilly screaming the entire time. When people finally stop wandering into arms reach of him, he eventually gets to his sword. All paperwork in his immediate area is pristine and untouched.

You know what would be a fun way for the plot to go off the rails?

MBJ listening a little too well to SQH talking about the Old Palace Master being a corrupt piece of shit who only cares about himself and doesn't really care if his disciples or even daughter die (because she's not Su Xiyan's)

And MBJ decides to unleash the entire menagerie of demonic beasts he'd (SQH'd) collected for the immortal alliance conference directly into the stands where the OPM is sitting.

“Why don’t you ever hang out with us?”

I dunno, Sharon, the few times you’ve specifically asked me to go it’s to places I’ve explicitly told you I don’t want to go.

Reason #294759368 that Wei Wuxian is to be feared even without his ghost path:

Wei Wuxian smiled without replying. Obviously the Jiang Clan of Yunmeng also used nets, but because he was a skillful swimmer, he would always dive into the river and haul the water ghosts up. However, this method was extremely dangerous…

–Chapt. 16: The Flirtatious and the Refined Part 6: Teasing the Uptight You, taming wangxian

Not to critique evolution, but I would think orange and black stripes wouldn’t be as good for camouflage in a forest as, say, green and black would.

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Prince Qi is the best ML I've seen in any drama - bar none. He is compassionate and righteous, charismatic and respectful, confident but not arrogant, completely and wholeheartedly unwavering in his love. It is so easy for a flawless character to be boring but he is not and I don't know how the writers pulled it off but holy smokes I am in love.