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Shang Qinghua brains at least five demons before his chair breaks, whereupon he switches to using whichever person he finds most annoying in his immediate vicinity. He does this while shrilly screaming the entire time. When people finally stop wandering into arms reach of him, he eventually gets to his sword. All paperwork in his immediate area is pristine and untouched.

You know what would be a fun way for the plot to go off the rails?

MBJ listening a little too well to SQH talking about the Old Palace Master being a corrupt piece of shit who only cares about himself and doesn't really care if his disciples or even daughter die (because she's not Su Xiyan's)

And MBJ decides to unleash the entire menagerie of demonic beasts he'd (SQH'd) collected for the immortal alliance conference directly into the stands where the OPM is sitting.

Instead of being sent on the mission that ended with Shen Yuan getting stripped by a Skinner Demon (before Shen Yuan killed the demon), Yue Qingyuan sends Shen Qingqiu to the imperial city to deal with some political matters.

It's far safer - Shen Qingqiu won't get physically harmed and lost memories or not, Yue Qingyuan reasons that Shen Jiu's innate sharp tongue is going to inflict more emotional damage than he could even possibly receive. Plus, for good measure, he sends Shang Qinghua too.

So, Shen Yuan gets sent to the imperial city to help Shang Qinghua with a particularly difficult trade negotiation and a couple extra days for sightseeing/vacationing because Yue Qingyuan Likes To Spoil Shen Jiu Like That.

As a bonus, Shen Qingqiu's presence also reminds the imperial court to fuck off - Cang Qiong doesn’t deal with politics, they stay out of it and prioritize saving people, so please stop telling them to accept bribes and refuse missions to this or that place that just so happens to be where some enemy politician's fam is located.

Luo Binghe tags along to act as Shen Qingqiu's servant because Shen Yuan demanded it - the sheep can't get bullied on the peak while he's away! - and Yue Qingyuan also thought that Luo Binghe's presence would help encourage Shen Qingqiu to take his meds and eat properly. You know, the basic self-care things that Shen Qingqiu should do more.

Anyways, Shen Yuan does what Shen Yuan does and wifebeams the crown prince. And the whole court. And the city too.

Yue Qingyuan has Regrets. The sheep is watching everything with wide eyes, only narrowly escaping the wifebeam thanks to his age and having not started puberty yet.

(The Luo Binghe a few years later will view those memories with Very Very different outlook. But it's too late.)

A literal line of horse-drawn carts come stampeding to the peak with proposal letters for Shen Qingqiu. And that's how Shen Yuan starts off his second life with a bang.

[More in #shen yuan's wifebeam hits the entire imperial city and there are Consequences AU]

I love this idea because imagine a reincarnated protagonist that doesn't carry around a sword so people think they're weak asf and an easy target. When in reality, they have learned numerous martial arts (taekwondo, muay thai, judo, karate, jiu-jitsu, krav maga, etc.) and fucking goes to town with cultivators because they have yet to know the power of "these fists are rated e for everyone" batshit cultivator that is the protagonist. And it also happens that muscle memory is ingrained into their body so it's very apparent they have experience and now everyone is panicking about this 'rogue and savage' cultivator that does not believe in honour.

To add to this amazing idea, what if said protagonist does not hesistate to fight dirty. I'm talking beating the shit out of people with random objects, pulling hair, biting, scratching, strangles people, using unconvential weapons/uses weapons in an unconventional way. Like imagine if their sword breaks and their opponent thinks that victory is theirs. But then our lovely mc uses the broken piece and somehow manages to sharpen each side and fucking stabs their opponent.

Or if the protagonist really hates using swords but they're not opposed to using other weapons such as bows and polearms. Like can you imagine a showdown between the mc and a powerful undefeated cultivator, and the cultivator is waiting for mc to show up and they get shot with an arrow and they're like

Cultivator: "COME OUT AND FACE ME LIKE AN HONOURABLE CULTIVATOR SHOULD"

Main 'i do not give a shit about using swords or having honour' protagonist: fuck no, i'm killing you with my bow and arrow

And when mc gets closer, they pull out a polearm which gives them an advantage over a sword because of the longer reach

If mc runs out of arrows, they just beat the hell out them with the bow and smacks the life out of them. And finally, out of complete disrespect, bitchslaps them into the abyss; maybe uses their fists to spice up the fight.

And when all is done, people are speaking about this mad dog, insane, demonic cultivator who disregards honour and people think their some buff, rude, demon/demonic cultivator. Then it cuts to a nice, polite, and respectful looking person who just is realistic about fights and could not give less of a shit about fighting with honour because honour does not guarantee you your life. Also they hate when people yap during fights because that is the one thing you don't do because whoopsy daisy, I dislocated your jaw.

Anyways thank you @thealexanderfiles for the genius idea that we all needed to hear about

there is too much sword fighting in xianxia novels. i propose a main character who is completely average at swordplay but is skilled in hand to hand fighting. so they decide to use this as a trump card, and not really display their abilities.

bonus points if this scene is included:

opposition, pointing their sword at MC's throat : It's over. you have lost your sword, you are kneeling at my feet. i have won-

MC: wow your knees look really breakable down here

opposition: what

cutscene to MC pinning opposition in chokehold

SVSSS AU where everything is pretty much the same with the exception that SY!SQQ knows how to do the Black Widown Move ™️

(Aka a move from Vovinam, a vietnamese martial art)

This would simply make his harem's horniness for him increase in 50% due to how skilled you must be to pull this off AND because some of them dream on sparring/fighting SQQ just so he can willingly put his tights near their faces.

If Luo Binghe was in a modern au he would be one of those insane Hello Kitty girls, no questions asked

SVSSS characters as kdrama tropes

I'm gonna apply cliche kdrama tropes to svsss characters because i can

Mobei-Jun and Shang Qinghua: Overbearing rich handsome ceo lead slowly falls for his secretary but he doesn't know how to deal with his feelings so he keeps overworking his secretary, but he'll take them on expensive dates and buy them gifts. Meanwhile secretary is under the impression that their boss hates them and eventually sends a resignation letter to the shock of ceo male lead. This leads to a misunderstanding arc but dw they still fuck and get married in the end so all is good (basically a mix of 'What's wrong with secretary Kim?' and 'Business Proposal') Also there is usually a scene where the rich male lead and the secretary/subordinate eat cheap food together. Like instant noodles or something (pulled noodles anyone?)

Liu Qingge: Second male lead who the audience is all rooting for but the writers hate him so he doesn't get the girl despite being a green flag. A fan fav, but he still loses in the end to the first male lead to all of his fans' chagrin. His fans are in the trenches for him.

Shen Jiu and Yue Qingyan: Childhood friends/sweethearts but get seperated and meet back up as adults. The reunion isn't sweet because misunderstandings and so Shen Jiu believes Yue Qingyan purposely moved away without telling him but Yue Qingyan claims Shen Jiu has it all wrong but plot is forcing him to not spill the beans. Slowburn, second chance romance that has a lot of angst and misunderstadings which has fans questioning if they are truly meant for each other or nah

Binghe and Shen Qingqiu/Yuan: Super Handsome friend of female lead that gets all the girls. The female lead is the closest to the male lead so many girls use them to get closer to male lead. Of course, SY accepts because it's the least he can do for his best friend, but for some reason, Binghe likes none of them. Through many misunderstandings, Binghe eventually confesses to Shen Yuan and they live happily ever after in their freak4freak relationship. Slowburn to the max with several kiss scenes interrupted.

Liu Mingyan: The main girl character in a BL. At first, she's believed to be a rival for the main couple, but is later revealed to be a fujoshi and ships the main couple together. (Cliche based off of the one fujoshi in the BL 'Blood Link') She will discuss who is the top and bottom in public with absolutely no shame (Her character stays the same lowkey even if she was a cliche)

Mu Qingfang: He's the side character that is actually sensible. If there is some cringey/cliche kdrama scene happening in front of him, he will call out the bullshit. If the male lead is being a bitch, he'll slap some sense into him. If some character is being weird asf, he will be the first to question it. Remember, if all the main characters are dealing with nonsensical problems that only the male and female lead could have in a kdrama, he's the one dealing with taxes because he actually has responsibilities around here people!

Luo Bingge: Infuriating male lead in isekais. If the villainess suddenly changes then he thinks it's because they want his attention. Who wouldn't??? But just because he's their fiance, doesn't mean they're gonna get it. After all, he has his own lover. He doesn't want the villainess. But... if the villainess wants to break things off with him, then he won't let them go so easily now. Wait, what do you mean they already found another man? What about him??? He's the one they want...right? Suddenly he finds himself wanting the villainess, not his own lover.

[ Shape of Ice AU ]

MonsterBei Jun x human Shang Qinghua — SQH disturbed an ancient seal during an expedition and he ended up with a giant fluffy eldritch horror on his lap

demon SQH with human cultivator MBJ

— (1) SQH:"ahaha mister cultivator I assure you this isn't really necessary... I promise I won't run away—" MBJ:"shut up."

(2) demon SQH design sketch

(3) jackopose challenge on twitter

(4) bratty demon SQH + SQQ

(5) "the cat that got the cream"

AU where MBJ is a lightning demon instead of ice and SQH freaks out everytime MBJ want to touch him because it reminds SQH so much of how he died in previous life.

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(1) lightning Mobei Jun

(2) SQH: don't touch me don't touch me DON'T TOUCH ME

(3) First touch

(1) Shang Beehua got stranded but luckily a stranger offered him some sugar water

(2) Mothbei Jun can't find his bee friend but luckily a kind stranger lend him a hand

(3 Mothbei Jun and Shang Beehua reunited! Their human benefactors turn out to be apartment neighbors (who may or may not have noticed each others beforehand 👀)

🔷❗ be careful of pollens ❗🔷

can't believe the moshang discord server has persuaded me to draw a Grey's Anatomy AU

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featuring MBJ's favorite uncle LGJ

“Local Virgin gets sacrificed to the Naga deep in the mountain.” aka SQH gets to meet a sexy mountain snek demon — 🔞 https://archiveofourown.org/works/31079537

SHDUSBSKXHABSHAB MOSHANG MEET CUTE VIA ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS IM LOSING MY MIND please. please 🙏🥺 tell me more

OKAY SO at first?? when mbj is asked to get rid of the an ding peak lord, he’s like pfft, i’ve seen that dude, anyone can assassinate him, i’ll just send a random demon. 

two days later, random demon #1 comes back, crying, asking mbj to forgive him, but he really can’t harm a hair on peak lord shang’s head, because his mother has been ill for months, and peak lord shang told him how to cure her ailment! he even packed the necessary herbs for him!! peak lord shang is his benefactor now, it would be dishonourable to kill him!!!

mbj is baffled by the whole thing, but he understands honour, and again, anyone can do this task. he won’t deliberately make life difficult for random demon #1; he sends random demon #2 to finish the job. 

another two days later, random demon #2 comes back, and asks mbj to release her from his service with mbj because peak lord shang has showed her that she can do more than to just fight in mbj’s service! she likes music!! peak lord shang has gifted her a qin! she’s actually pretty good at it!! peak lord shang says he’ll give her some lessons to start, before they find her someone more suited for the job! isn’t peak lord shang wonderful?

and okay, mbj is Really Annoyed now. he sends random demon #3. this time, the assassination will be successful. random demon #3 is known for not just his coldblooded kills but also his aloofness. he’s been in mbj’s service for 10+ years now, and mbj has never heard him say a word. 

random demon #3 comes back within the day, and declares that he is in love with peak lord shang. peak lord shang took one look at him, and sat him down on his bed, and bandaged that wound on random demon #3′s forehead, chiding him about how he needs to be more careful and take better care of himself, with such tender care. what was random demon #3 supposed to do? not fall in love with him???? impossible. 

mbj has Had Enough. he decides that he will go forth to an ding peak himself to take care of this peak lord shang himself. he steps out of sqh’s room an hour later, and goes on a hunt for some books - he urgently needs to learn how to court a human.

Moshang Mer AU — Posts of MerMoshangMay I did in a while back! Finally I can post all of them here

Day 11 mxtxtober: first meeting

Mer-aus are just an inevitable when I like something. ╮(─▽─)╭

Wingzun's shading is complete! Now to get a Binghe going 👏

Day 3: Cuddling

some of my SV related art

kitty rituals