Solangelo Au "i'll Beat Your Ass And Break Your Head"!Nico/"but If Anything Happened To My Coffee I Would

Solangelo au "i'll beat your ass and break your head"!Nico/"but if anything happened to my coffee i would kill everyone in this room and then myself"!Will by an intellectual aka me

they meet at a convenience store because will is a night worker and very in need of food and nico is just that one guy in the corner who radiates serial killer aura

will is tired what's new

nico is very angry

their first impression be like "that guy looks like he's going to die" and "that hot dude is going to murder me in cold blood"

they are each other's favorite late night stranger

they get betrayed if their stranger hanging out with another person and have a mental break-up which they forget like one point o second later

they're pining for absolutely no reason and no idea of each other

nico gonna be the first to ask for will's number because he is badass like that

will is the first one to actually talk to him

they are not awkward, they are quite productive to one another

they're like spies, trying to gather as many informations as possible

they will have that "target spotted" moments and immediately switch to "omg and we are mutuals <3" moments

nico beats up a person because will is very nice and soft and chasing his deadlines

"they literally spat on your shoes!", "eh my dog vomited on them once, this is actually the kindest thing anyone could have done to me"

will is the "it is what it is" guy and nico worries sick for him

people treats will bad because of society

they bond and have happy hours

except they don't because nico has to kick some assholes

the seven's actually kinda awkward with nico, minus hazel of course because she is the best

so they meet will and interesting chemistry situations occur (i failed chemistry)

nico bites bitches and punches homophobes

nico is pleasantly aggressive in this au and i stan for that

will is very very tired but would kill a guy if they messed up his documents and deadlines

bonding hours in the convenience store where they buy disgusting snacks and do 50 questions

"what's your hobbies?", "coffee", "same"

"do you think sleeping with an air conditioner is overrated?", "dude yes! i sleep with a fan that's literally right in my face and a thick ass wool blanket", "dam you sleep?"

"what with you and deadlines?", "like in a relationship or a death sentence?"

nico is gentle with will

"hey bud you want some coffee?", "oh my gosh yes for god's sake i am a whore for it"

and here's will who is very weird all the time

be nice guys he is very obvious and sleepy and in very need of chill pills

will accidentally eats coffee in its finest form

"oh this brownie tastes very good what's in it—", "FUCKING SPITS THAT SHIT OUT YOU ARE GOING TO DIE"

nico makes the first move as usual

and will actually makes it happened

THEY ARE THE CONVENIENCE STORE COUPLE OMG

imagine being the night worker there and you witness all of this madness

jesus they're at it again,"will, i am very concerned about you", "same", just get married like omg for real—

Drew and Clarisse are your co-workers and they are done which is that bad

"um whatcha you got there", "a coffee(?) smoothie(???) *trying to hide his (12) siblings*"

siblings love will and nico and the convenience store is their new home

the convenience is just a mess

you must know i really adore convenience stores now

Nico, holding Will's hands in one lock: you are seriously going to die

Will, struggling and trembling: please love i will be double die-died if you do not unhand me this instance

Nico, having headaches and heart palpations: Will, caro, you were trying to eat instant noodle with fucking coffee

Will: multitasking

Nico: and fastening your death

Will: you're overreacting

Nico: with Will, you missed the key word, with

Will: in my defense, hot coffee is literally boiled water so—

Nico: and you eat it with scissors—how is that possible?

Will: t-there are no chopsticks Nico! that's insane! i...i can't eat my instant noodle with a fork—

Nico: whY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

this gonna be my whole story arc now

I lied. I actually don’t like sex. Put your clothes back on, I’m going to tell you why PatroChilles is canon.

anyway I think Will Solace doesn't say "I love you". I think the whole concept of falling in love freaks him out because he inherited Apollo's predisposition for tragic love and he grew up watching Naomi navigate single motherhood, leaving him generally disenchanted with the idea. I wish we could see more of that in contrast with Nico, who grows very attached to people very quickly and is a very loving person despite how often he's been hurt.

headcanon nico sits on will's shoulder like a mascot.

literally on his shoulder, saying the wisest things ever and will's just struggling, trying to keep his bf on there, but nico's a gremlin and he sometimes annoyingly pounces up and down to mess with will.

brooo i just got ptsd from listening to "I'd give you the sun" by Delaney Bailey. its literally "You Are My Sunshine" but reincarnation.

headcanon nico can play violin (just to add background effects to will's moments)

like will would say something uncalled for and nico would "violin noises"

Will: hi my name is Willi-

Nico: intense beethoven pieces

Will, trips on a rock: naughty lil buckaroo—

Nico, breathes: starts playling hungarian dance no.5 - brahms

Will, an intellectual: lambs lamps, now you wouldn't know if i said two lambs or two lamps or separate lambs lamps

Nico, nervously glances at Will: vibing with zigeunerweisen - sarasate